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My Favourite Humourous Badges

These are badges that I own and have at some point happily worn -

I can't dazzle you with knowledge, so I'll baffle you with bullsh!t

The more people I meet the more I like my dog

I haven't got big tits I've just got a small body

Unknown Visitor You're bloody useless - You're Fired!

Nearly all the pictures on this page are linked to their Entry. Simply click on the picture to go to the Entry.

Princess Leatherlick is my stripper name according to Prof Animal Chaos

AKA Emmily

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Birthday Info

Welcome to my Hootoo home Unknown Visitor. I'm Sandra, I live in Essex, England with Michael my partner. Alex my son and My mum are also registered here, though neither come here often. I'm happy to admit to being an Essex Girl. Although at 47 years old, I missed out on the fun these Essex Girls had . I'm an Aries, and my favourite colour is lilac. On 14 Feb 2005 I had a tattoo done; you can see it at  Emmily's Den my web-page.

I have two dogs. Jena, a delightful Yorkshire Terrier and Elsa, a medium sized long-haired crossbreed, a bit like a walking rug. Two cats, both moggies named Misty and Sophie, and a few goldfish in garden pond.

Memories of my childhood. I grew up in a small village, called Horndon-on-the-Hill, Which was surrounded by fields. In the summer, along with my brothers and friends we'd camp out at night, and spend the days searching for slow-worms and lizards. There were adders in the fields too, so we all learned the difference from an early age, and stayed clear of the adders.

A few helpful links, both for myself, and anyone else.Useful Links where I can easily find links if I need them, or I might get asked for. My 2nd Home where the Guru type questions go-to, and h2g2 in a nutshell is a useful information page for New Researchers.

I survived Peer Review and got My Entries into the Edited Guide If I can, you can too. You can read a Random Edited Entry Some of the older Edited Entries are not good examples of the type of Entries that are accepted for the Edited Guide nowadays.

I have 39 Entries in the Edited Guide:

• Wade Whimsies
• Wedding Anniversaries
• The Yorkshire Terrier
• Popular Wedding Traditions and Superstitions.
• European Robins
• Yahtzee - The Game
• The Humble Thimble
• Traditional Children's Songs - UK (Collaborative Entry)
• Snakes and Ladders - The Board Game
• Bluethroats
• Common Childhood Fairies
• Horndon-on-the-Hill, Essex. UK
• The Chinese Zodiac
• Furbys (Update)
• Colchester Camping & Caravan Park, UK
• Erotic Bondage, Fur and Feathers
• Saucy Seaside Postcards - Their Ups and Downs
• The Common Lizard (UK)
• 'Essex Girls'
• TV and Radio Sport's Howlers. (Collaborative Entry)
• Essex - England, UK (Collaborative Entry)
• Bacon and Onion Pudding
• Vegetable Stew with Dumplings
• The Dunblane Massacre
• Eggy Bread
• Charles Sherwood Stratton (1838 -1883) - 'Tom Thumb'
• Summer Advice for Domestic Pet Owners
• Car MOT Test (UK)
• Scold's Bridle – A Punitive Gag  (25^th Solo-written Entry)
• A Quick Guide to BDSM
• Alternative Uses for Clothes Pegs (Collaborative Entry)
• The Sharpe Novels by Bernard Cornwell (Collaborative Entry)
• Sharpe - The Television Action-Drama Films (Collaborative Entry)
• Hunt The Thimble
• Charity Pin Badges (UK)
• Shaking Hands (Flea Market Rescue)
• The Index Finger (Flea Market Rescue)
• Mustard Cress
• Shopping Trolley Tokens (UK)

I have one Entry in Peer Review:

• The Magic Cups: A Simple Magic Trick (Flea Market Rescue)

I have one Entry in Edited Guide Writing Workshop

• Collecting and Why People Collect

I have no Entries on What's coming Up:

I'm working on numerous other Entries

• Sean Bean - Actor
• Astrology and Horoscopes (Update)
• The Bronte Sisters (Uni Project, five Entries)
• Shove Ha'penny
• Ornamental Wishing Wells
• Pet Shops in the UK
• Condovers Summer Holiday (1970s)- Thurrock, Essex, UK
• Named Bridges on the A130, Essex, UK

They will soon be heading for Peer Review if I can be online and sensible long enough and find the information and finish them.

I also have one Entry in Alternative Writing Workshop

• Flowers in November

Adopted PetBuzby

I run the h2g2 Pet Adoption Agency
and am a member of The Loyal Zoological Society

The LoyalZoological Society

I'm Keeper of Keepers, mis-spelt names, that have double letters where there should only be one and ' at the The Keepers Home Page.

I have also pitched my tent at
The Campsite

Pitch 87

I'm a member of h2g2 Grey Hair Society and The h2g2 Fools' Guild

The h2g2 Fools' Guild of error makers