If I could be arsed this page would be full of all sorts of fancy stuff, but I can't so it's not

I hail from East Lothian, also known as The Garden of Scotland because it's so lovely here with all the beaches and hills and that - and yes, I'll get round to writing that entry on the region someday...! Hootoo is the site where I've stuck around the longest and although I've had my drama queen moments I can never stay away. Sad really, but what's to be done?

Want to get to know me? Are you sure? Well if you insist, simply pull up a chair, pour yourself a nice cup of Earl Grey and start blethering