I thought it was about time I got round to saying a bit more here, rather than just:

• Write introduction for h2g2 page

...which it has said since the day I arrived here.

And..?

OK, so this is where it gets tricky. What do I say about myself? Maybe it's easier to say it with Smileys?

There. That just about sums me up. Easy.

The day job

I run the h2g2 Musicians' Guild (with the help of Farlander and under the watchful eye of Fragilis):

Some things

Somewhat disconcertingly, I appear to have become a SExpert... If you have a question about anything scientific, pop over to Science EXplained where my fellow SExperts and I will attempt to help.

I am a guru (see shiny-silver badge over to the right somewhere). This means I hang about the site, trying to answer awkward questions about H2G2, and also helping old ladies across the road¹.

If you're new to h2g2 and would like contribute something to the Edited Guide, why not Hitchhike into the Guide with a mentor?

My weekly serial Errors of Comedy appeared in The Post between 23 October, 2003 and 15 July 2004

• Errors of Comedy archive

And a big thank-you to Lentilla for providing the logo

I have worked on four University projects:

• Hoovooloo's Evolution vs. Creation project and Bossel's Radar project, in my former capacity as a subeditor.
• Sue's Human skin project, to which I contributed entries on skin cancer.
• My own Monty Python project (with a little help from other Researchers, particularly Ormondroyd; see shiny-bluey-silvery/cartoony badge over to the right somewhere).

H2G2 Queen Fan Club

Entries What I Wrote

In a bid to streamline this page a little, I have moved my Edited Entries to a separate page: Me and the Guide. Although there are nearly 90 of them, only 60 are solo Entries, which means that I have a nice golden '50+' badge

Entries I Am Writing

Nothing until the next round of The Stretcher...

Useful Places

• H2G2 Support
• Editorial Feedback
• Smileys
• GuideML special characters
• Flea Market
• SubEditors-GuideML
• English usage in the Guide
• BBCi Links
• Curators

A useless place

A random entry

So there you go

And that's it. For anyone interested in demographics² (although why you should be I can't imagine), I was born in Sheffield, am 35, possess a Y chromosome³ and live in Watford.

Oh, and...

18 * 2 + 6 + 3 - 3 = 42

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¹ Metaphorically speaking.
² Spot the ... or should that be ?
³ Lots of them, in fact...