Hoooooooo boy. I don't know what could have possibly motivated you to show up here, but you did. I f you read my posts and still came, my god, I question your sanity and judgement. Or maybe you just stumbled onto my site. Poor you. If you're here to investigate a crime I've committed, please note that I carry a STUMPED (Super Villans Guild) ID Card, and therefore I am permitted to enact plots and evil deeds without prosecution. My deeds, however, can be and usually are foiled. So please, Interfere. I encourage not to take my crimes too seriously, they are in good spirit and just to cause a little mischief, not to hurt or offend anyone. I would much rather you enact a plot on me in return, rather than attempt to have me banned for some harmless fun.
Well, um, lets see... I suppose you all are wondering exactly who inhabits this area, so let me help. I spend most of my time Playing Guitar, Video Games or watching TV. I'm 20, Male, in Michigan 1 U.S.A.2 attending Wayne State University, "the world of opportunity". Sure. I started mountain biking regularly, and I'm damn good, if I do say so myself. NOW I will have "when I was your age" stories for my future children.
STUMPED Profile
I am a semi-disheveled punk who packs a fair amount of weaponry underneath a leather motorcycle jacket. My Hat is officially the coolest hat in the world, a black Snap brim fedora with a dip top. I am an Elemental Mage (Earth, Light/Electricity, Fire, and Water/Ice) and dangerous in about any fight that doesn't invlove pain.
The Highly Experimental "F-Bomb"
The F-Bomb is a new weapon based on the highly explosive nature of obscenity in a contained area. The basic concept is similar to an A-Bomb: a large and highly offensive obscenity (such as F***er) is held at one end of the casing, while a smaller obscenity (such as D*** or H***) or common vernacular which would create a stronger obscenity (like Mother or Butt or Dog) is at the other. The timer controlled smaller obscenity is fired at the larger one, creating a chain reaction of highly explosive obscenity, which generates huge reprocussive force, although no intense heat or strong wind. it is similar to a forcefield in effect, but is cheaper to make, as the only resources neede to make the munitions are a sailor, a pen, and two pieces of paper. Early tests by leading Scientists under the supervision of Redfox were reported to be "Traumatizing", "Offensive", and "Rather Insulting". The F-Bomb is currently in production at this site, in an unknown location.
The Sailor's name is Snake Eyed Pete.
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God, Do I want a car, so that I can drive out to the Moutain Bike trails up north of here and ride my bike. Now that I have one, I want gas money, and a bike that isn't broken.
I do play the guitar, and have for 7 years. It's quiute nice and I like playing very much. I own three guitars now: a Fender Lonestar Stratocaster, A Switch Ultima IV, and a Samick Jumbo Acoustic. I have a gigantic Amplifier of 120 watts. It's damn LOUD! I invested in foot pedals, and I ended having some of the best effects on the market.
This page is designed to be slightly dangerous to those who view it. Ha. Your protest has been logged and denied.
1 It's over there! he said, pointing at his right hand palm
2 Unlike-able Sh**heads are American
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