Hello to all frood hitchhikers.

To everyone without a Babelfish in their computers this page may look like total gibberish. To everyone WITH a babel fish in their computer this page will not look like total gibberish, but may read like it anyway.

About me, well I am a 23ish year old ape-descendant (with an analog watch mind you) from a funny shaped island in the lower half of our unregarded plant, called Australia. Most of my time is spent worrying about computers and most my free time it spent playing the relatively safe sport of field hockey.