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Created: 14th May 2001 
TANSTAAFL

Note to self: must get round to doing something with this place.


Infinite Improbability Drive



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The 360 me
My 42isms sqrt (1743 + 21) = 42 and much much much more
All new drumming and dancing Beltane Fire Society web page: How Beltane is celebrated in Edinburgh.
Hitchhikers.org Connects drivers with spare seats to hitchhikers in need of a lift.



I'm a Queen Fan!!


Procrastination Aids

Those who appreciate ASCII art have to check this out, as it is a thing of great beauty:
telnet://towel.blinkenlights.nl/
Sadly you will have to cut and paste it into your browser, as the Guide does not recognise telnet links blue
Online Crazy Golf1
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670)
Last posted: May 5, 2009
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Back to Edinburgh
Oct 20, 2008

Back to Edinburgh

Megabus smegabus, but at least its on time,
Back to Edinburgh after 3 years away.
Acting the tourist with a colleague in tow,
Just how much can we see in a day?

Out into Princes Street, check out the view,
Breath in, breath deep, beer is abrew.
The gothic rocket homage to Scott,
Beckons us.

Climbing up, Wind whirling;
Turning around, wind swirling.
Up and up, then back down -
Traffic above, no passing.

16 people come down,
World record holding people in a Mini team?
8 of us go up, there is just no space.
Pictures taken of the ant-tourists below.

After Scott, up to the castle,
Stupid Tattoo scaffholding still in the way,
Retreat to Elephant House for coffee.

Warmed and energised, time for more climb,
Arthur's Seat this time our windy destination.
Wind up there always exciting,
Best place in Edinburgh, panoramatastic.

Back down to Holyrood,
Scotlands latest folly intrigues,
Parliament building cool I suppose.

A few pints and a good nights sleep later,
We walk across the Forth Road Bridge.
Two and half kilometers of elegant greyness suspended,
Utterly dwarfed by the other:

The Railway Bridge just never fails to bamboozle,
Confidence perspanified, mighty, improbable.
8 million rivets,
55 thousand tons of steel,
Much granite,
98 lives.
Engineering perfection.

We return by train, and do the castle.
Then back to Aberdeen, and thats it.



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And so the battle begins...
Feb 28, 2008

As sure as night follows day,
Death follows life,
and sweat follows exercise,
So cometh the Vectors in Spring.

Full of strange beasties,
Parasites and viruses,
Dirtyness, stickyness, noiseyness.
Here cometh the Vectors this Spring.

Our territory endangered,
Our peace of mind distrupted,
Our herb shoots trampled,
By the Vectors during Spring.

From dawn till dusk,
By shout and growl,
With brandished broom, in vain
I repell the Vectors during Spring.

Who will triumph,
The Vectors or I, and thus
Luxuriate in the glowing sun,
In these glorious days of Spring?

Disease Vectors,
Sky rats,
Bloody pigeons all.
My balcony is not your nest.
So p**s off.

grr vogonpoet



Discuss this entry - 5 replies - Latest reply: Apr 14, 2008

Yahoo broken? <grr>
Jan 16, 2008

Is it just me, or is Yahoo! Mail somewhat broken at the moment? I seem to have no troubles with any other site at the mo, even Yahoo Groups is working, but I can't get past the Mail sign in page.

Had the same problems yesterday. grr

Discuss this entry - 3 replies - Latest reply: Jan 21, 2008

What makes your days buzz by???
Aug 22, 2007

Deadlines.
tea minus 3 days and counting.
handcuffs vp

Discuss this entry - 2 replies - Latest reply: Nov 20, 2007

Climbing Kom Kuc"ki
Jul 23, 2007

The sun beat us down;
The shear craggy peak drove us
Onwards and upwards.

popcorn







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