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| The secret lair of the Helium Bandit |
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Helium Bandit? Who's he?
Good day. I am the infamous Helium Bandit. I spend my days prowling, lurking and indeed even roaming the shopping malls and public squares in the district, and stealing little kiddies' balloons. Yes, I know it's mean, but after all, I am a master criminal. I now have the fifth largest privately owned collection of helium in the world. Unfortunately, my most recent evil scheme (to sieze control of the British chutney industry) has failed in the most embarrassing fashion (grumblemutterpeskykidsmumble). I am therefore currently between projects.
Meanwhile, you can email me if you want to donate some helium or something. You can also find me on ICQ (65242931)
And in the "real" world...
During my infrequent forays into the real world, I am known by the ludicrous moniker 'David' and live, for unknown reasons, in Dublin (Ireland, not Ohio). Here I enjoy the watching of tv, the listening to of music, and sundry other healthful occupations. But even more than all of those, I like the reading and writing of words of all types.
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Helium Bandit
Last posted: Apr 21, 2001
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