“We’re all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

I Found GREG!

Well like, you know, and then there is like, well this kind of, well just kind of you know, like, and then right, like its just so, well just so like totally like, if you know what I mean

H2G2 Meets

Not long after 2legs joined H2G2 he found out about the real-life side of the site, with meeting fellow researchers 'in the flesh'....

Since then 2legs attended a lot of meets, from ththose up North IN Manchester (whilst he was there at University), and also others that he's often travelled many miles to attend in places such as Birmingham, Burton-on-Trent, Bradford, Torquay etc.

Origionally the Italics (the people who attempt to keep us under control and run the site), used to organise two meets a year in London, one at Christmas time and another in the summer. However, due to changes in how many Italics there wer and hence how much time they had to devote to such things, the 'oficial' London meets came to an end.

Not wishing to miss out on these great events, 2legs took over trying to organise the London meets, and after organising several decided to set up a seperate user account in order to do this;

London Meet; A44864058 - 9th May London meet 2009.

Also of much interest is the following page set up to bring all things 'London related' together in one place::

The h2g2 London Thing

Unfortunately, due to lack of interest, for the first time ever we took the descision to cancil the most recent, London Autumn meet 2008. Hopefully we'll have more luck in the spring/summer 2009....

New Meet planned for the Spring 2009

Due to this date being suggested by several researchers who are going to be in/near London/UK at this time, ther eis a meet now being planned for the 9th May 2009, the meet page is over at: The 9Th May 2009 "rebellian in a pint glass" International HooToo non-seasonal meet.

Some previous meets in reverse order:

• H2G2 London Autumn meet 2007 - Saturday 20th October 2007
• h2g2 Autumn London meet 2006! 21st October.
• H2G2 London Summer Meet 2006!
• London Mini-Meet 27 January 2006
• H2G2 London winter meet; Saturday 14 January 2006
• h2g2 London Summer Meet 2005 - Sat 16 July!
• Unofficial London Christmas party January 2005
• The Great, Marvelous, exotically spiffing, H2G2 London Summer Meet 2004!
• The Unofficial h2g2 Christmas Party 2004

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Out in what 'they' call the 'real world

2legs was, through entirely his own fault born some time on the 9th November 1976 in a badger cet on the outskirts of Suffolk UK.

During most of his formative years 2legs was involved with various elite badger attack squads in the fenland areas, embarking on multiple assaults on neighbouring rabbit colonies.

By a strange fluke of chance, but mainly due to a large swamp creature and a bewildering array of petunia's and lamposts, 2legs embarked on education which managed to include 3 A levels, a first class honers degree, a Masters degree and absolutely zilth ability to spel or do math.

Currently residing in Cambridge UK, 2legs lives in a gothic mansion built by the late Winstone Blubberhouse and which is guarded by platoons of trained attack badgers and wild swamp creatures. 2legs's passtimes include cooking, drinking alcohol, taking recreational drugs, reading, sex, pervertions of varying degrees, messing about with computer recording sofware and playing guitarand Bass and listening to music.

2legs is a scorpio starsign, but doesn't give much crediance to such things. He has a wardrobe of largely black shirts and jeans, and drawers full of black briefs, pants, knickers and thongs. he also owns a mobile phone and a very nice set of monitor speakers that he managed to break. he hasn't, as yet fallen over in his new black leather ankle high boots, we are sure this will change

Here on HooToo

In the court of Queen 2legs!

Who is this '2legs'?

Registered on HooToo on something like the 22nd March 2001, after not doing much with an old long lost account from December 2000, I've been... well...

....Well here's what other people have to say abouts me on here.... ....

• 'there's not much of you left to see ... thank Bob for that thong'.... 'he's a great bloke, a funny online persona, and an all round bundle of great.'... - Roymondo
• 'God, this guy can drink' --- Skankyrich
• '2legs is the uncaused cause. He is his own cannonball, timeless and immutable... Scary thought huh?' ---- BouncyBleepImZentrum
• '2legs does a mean balloon dance' ---- lil
• 'we love him. my life would be poorer without him to brighten my day' ----- Tabitca
• 'even I have heard of his mighty thong! I am thankful not to have seen it.' ---- Not Him
• 'God this guy hoovers a lot' ----- General Tamaire the Walrus
• 'You trod on my sanity and broke it' ----Brown Eyed Girl
• 'youre like a sister to me' -----Serephina
• 'Not a friend more a way of life' ---Granny Weatherwax
• 'You were mental' - --fords
• 'your velvet tones while talking on the phon .... I wanted to bundle you up, keep you for my own personal pleasure and introduce you to my nan, as she would think you are a darling! ... a fantastic drinking/toilet buddy!...' ----Genie
• 'he's a pervert,' ---ReddyFreddy
• 'There is a theory which states that if anyone ever understands what 2legs says or discovers why he is here, 2legs will instantly dissappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which states that this has already happened.' ----Clive the Flying Ostrach
• 'I love 2legs! blush' --magwitch
• 'What's that? The Hootooanarian 2Legs? erm blush I love 'im!' ---Footbacon
• 'I love 2legs 2 smooch' ---Tefkat
• 'My badger loves 2legs even if my needles don't' ---Granny Weatherwax
• 'I dont really know 2legs that well, but I'm sure I'll love him anyway.' ---Bulletproof Cupid~
• 'I wanna love him and hug him and squeeze him and call him George loveblush' ----Mrs Bojangles
• 'Not well acquainted with him enough thus far but all in all he appears rather a jolly good egg.Total tart, of course..' ---Cloud
• 'A tart, a slapper, a hussy, a fishwife, a beagle...' ---Roymondo
• 'ees lovely e is! An absolutely adorable bloke! Totally bonkers, mind, but still a sweetie. kiss' --Beatrice
• 'Here's to 2legs: Friend of badgers, enemy of inattentive bicyclists rounding his street corner.' ---Count Zero
• 'I almost sometimes don't mind 2legs..... much...' ---Reddyfreddy
• 'I'm admitting nothing until I see this (in)famous thong!' ---Thatprat
• 'I love 2legs too.. That carbunkle on the face of HooToo that he is...' ---SWL

Links conversations and badgers of course

• What can we balm 2legs with
• Why in heck are we so obbsessed with 2legs thread
• Why am I creating boards about 2legs?
• Throw things at 2legs thread
• Proclaim your love for 2legs
• What can we blame 2legs for?
• What should 2legs have for dinner tonight?
• What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
• My Penis and i - What do women think of penises?
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• Who's nighthoover?
  
• Who was/is nighthoover?
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• Teh most boring and banarl thread
• Liv Tylor or George Formby?
• Vibrating snails
  
• The Green Room
  

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The prophet
The one mighty prophet
The prophet nighthoover, son of Bob
the true ruler of the small space at the back of pieces of furniture, created as a result of the skirting board being proud of the wall by half an inch, therefore having the consequence of preventing furniture, such as wall units, from sitting flush with the wall, and the place where the dust does collect, and which only nighthoover can render Nighthooverly and nighthooverable in its being
Come pay reverence to nighthoover, the prophet, the mighty one, the most Hooverly of beings, and join in the search for the prophet, and campaign for a nighthoover smiley at The nighthoover Shrine

everybody do the Hoover, yeah, everybody do the Hoover yeah, everybody do the hoover, like we did last year zoom

take the nozzel man, contact the floor, cause we doing the hoover, the floor won't be dirty no more,

do the hoover, yeah, do the Hoover oh yeah, we goina hoover man like you never seen before,

Day light dazzel, sun too right, we goina hoover man; all through the night,

do the hoover man, do the hoover now, suck it all up into the electric dust-cow,

everybody do the Hoover, yeah, everybody do the Hoover yeah, everybody do the hoover, like we did last year zoom

night time falls, but between the walls, the carpet covered floor, hoover zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom i'm goina hoover in my room

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