When the Moon Is Full, or Even When It Isn't

You will find us here. Some of us, anyway, as the planet turns on its axis, or whatever it does that makes that unfamiliar big yellow ball in the sky seem to go round...

I have given up trying to introduce myself. I just thought I needed to update the page, since it's been quite a while. The following is just an indication of where I might be hanging out, if you care to drop in for a chat.

Beta, the RPG That Won't Die

BETA RPG Now I Know Everything

The Beta RPG: A Massively Miniplayer Online Roleplaying Game has been going on for a little over two years now. To the relief of the hamsters, we are slowing down (some of us actually have jobs now). The scifi cybernovel is now into its seventh volume. We expect the Starship Mariposa to reach the planet Remulad any day now...

The question as to whether the world was ready for this has yet to be satisfactorily answered...but the usual offer still applies, if you read the drivel, you are welcome to the above badge. We aren't proud, as you can tell from our jokes.

Still My Proudest Accomplishment to Date

I am proud that - with the generous help of the hootoo UnderGuide editors - I have now succeeded in adding a new word to the google lexicon. Google it, and see - hootoo does make a difference to RL, folks!

'hic' I spoke to O'Flaherty

Sar'nt O'Flaherty

We miss you, mo buachaill, and we wish you well. Write us from wherever in the universe you are.

Fact and Fiction

I am infamous for committing prose, including the occasional Guide Entry. To give a sample, there is the story of Mary Toft, the Woman Who Gave Birth to Rabbits. I will leave you to find the rest yourselves, if you're interested.

Of fiction there is a-plenty, both on and off the UnderGuide. (If you write, send us your stuff - we are like surgeons, cruel to be kind.)

For more prose and poetry, scroll down, as they say, and more power to your mouse finger.

When Dialogue and Sweet Imagery Agree

The ultra-talented Malabarista is drawing us a comic, for which I am providing the storyboard. Anarchy Gordon, the first Scotsman in hyperspace, appears in a new adventure page every two weeks in The H2G2 Post. The Gordon tartan boldly goes where no plaid has been seen before...

Malabarista's other webcomic can be viewed here. Check it out.

I have been committing cartoons - I will not call them art, nobody would call them that. They exist mostly to fill up space, torment the artistically inclined, and annoy the good people of Brightling, Sussex. View them at your peril. You have been warned.

If you are new to h2g2, welcome. Please browse, make yourself at home, leave a calling card here and there.

Happy journeying!