The burning questions...

Why do fools fall in love?

Why is the sky blue?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

There are of course many problems connected with life, of which some of the most popular are `Why are people born?' `Why do they die?' `Why do they spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?'
~The Guide~

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