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ABOUT THIS RESEARCHER

Created: 5th April 2000 
Home of the One True Tonks (Before My Name was Stolen)

Ah yes, hello there! This is the page of a long lost researcher who tried several times to return to h2g2, but failed miserably.

Ah, but do you perhaps not know who I am? I do apologise. Read on…

The name’s Tonks, Chris Tonks. I was a student at the University of Durham where I studied for a master’s degree in Theoretical Physics. In my spare time I indulge in a spot of Web design and pretend I’m the captain of a hovercraft working for the Machine Civilisation. You know, the guys that built The Matrix and, uh, ‘enslaved’ mankind. *Coughs.*

From when I started on h2g2 in 2000 up until roughly x years ago, I played the part of Professor Chris Tonks, GalaGroup Overseer to the Multi-Political Governmental House of San Beta. Or something like that. He was modelled on the protagonist from a series of books I was (and will, possibly, at some point continue) writing, but I had developed him so far as to make him almost God-like – something that never works out for the best in roleplaying circles. As such, I dropped that character and decided to just be my regular self until I can think of a new one. You can still call me Professor if you want to. winkeye If you’re interested in finding out more about the Professor, check out the various articles listed at the bottom of this page, in particular the Ask Prof Archives.

(I’m still getting used to having to use GuideML again. All these capitalised tags are giving me a headache, and it won’t let me use a proper apostrophy in my link titles. cross Also, I notice that every external link is referenced in the list on the right, even if it appears twice. How silly.)

As I said, numerous attempts have been made to return to h2g2, but with little success. So… don't count on this page updating again.

Outside Affiliations

Grey Fusion Studios

Link:http://www.greyfusion.net
What will eventually become my Web development company with a couple of unique side ventures that could certainly prove to be interesting. Nothing happening at the moment, though, not until I can find enough time to set it up.

The Glitch Society

Link:http://www.glitchsociety.com
This is the Matrix Online faction to which my character – Procurator – belongs. He’s second-in-command and also acts as the faction’s Chief Archivist, taking care of their data repository (Web site).

h2g2 Affiliations

Lil’s Atelier

Link:A304354
I was a proud member of this group, a Salonista. In the main salon we talked about all the latest topics (our complicated and interesting lives included), and the Atelier was expanded (yet again) to include a great many other things: computer labs, workshops and an expansive library are just for starters! The whole place is situated above Crater Labs Inc., so anything can happen…

h2g2 Sweet Shop

Link:A362882
Feeling peckish? Having some serious sugar cravings? Pop into the h2g2 Sweet Shop, where the inimitable Ming Mang will deal with your requests (or used to – maybe she hired some new staff to take over since her departure?). Dear Lord, they’ve got everything, which is why you might just find me there every now and then. Usually with my hands in jars full of jelly beans and shelves full of chocolate.



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RESEARCHER DATA
Name:

Chris Tonks - The Overseer [PCT]
Last posted: Feb 10, 2008
Researcher Number:

116693

Referenced Entries:

LIL'S ATELIER
H2G2S2: The H2G2 Sweet Shop
Ask Prof Archives

Referenced Researchers:

Ming Mang

Referenced Sites:

University of Durham
The Glitch Society
Grey Fusion Studios
The Glitch Society

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Alive Still
Feb 10, 2008

Uh, well, that failed. Good grief! My last post was over two years ago!? *Smacks forehead.* Time flies, and it's clear that I'll never be able to return properly. erm Ah well, I'll at least reassure those few of you who might chance upon this page that I'm still alive and still up to no good. evilgrin

I've finished my first degree at the University of Durham (which now insists on calling itself Durham University for some asinine reason). Henceforth, if you're so inclined, you may refer to me as:

Mr Chris Tonks MSci(Dunelm) AMInstP

Or Chris. Or Tonks. Or That Shifty Looking Guy With The Beard.

Utterly exhausted by university, I'm taking a two year break before trying my hand at a PhD, ideally in something to do with computers, cosmology and simulations. (Not that I'm picky or anything...) But no, I won't be embarking on a round-the-world trip or anything as clichéd as that. :P At the moment I'm working at a company specialising in telecomms systems (network timing equipment to be specific), testing their latest inventions. I've previously worked there helping to develop firmware for one of their older devices, and even designed the Web site for that division; which was promptly ignored by their HQ in the US in favour of one that offered little more but for which they paid umpteen thousands. *Shrugs.* Their loss. winkeye Heh, I got paid, so I don't particularly care!

I've been doing a fair bit of Web development in the past few years, which should come as no surprise to anyone. Haven't tried making money out of it before (barring the aforementioned exception), so I'm going to try to launch my own business within the next year. Not just a Web development house, of course - no, I've got something a little more unique planned. We'll see how that turns out.

Healthwise, things aren't particularly groovy. Arthritis is a pain (literally, most of the time), but at least I'm through the outer layers of NHS bureaucracy now, so things are happening to slowly change that.

I hope you're all doing well. smiley And I apologise for all the events I've missed, the highs and lows. You probably won't hear from me again for... eh, two years going on previous experience. So I wish you all the best. Keep it real, kids! ok

PS: h2g2 really needs updating. Discussion forums that don't let me add italics? Good heavens.

Discuss this entry - 3 replies - Latest reply: Feb 11, 2008

And You Thought I was Gone for Good
Nov 6, 2005

Yup, sorry guys, I'm back. And no, I don't intend to disappear tomorrow. So you'll just have to get used to it. tongueout I am, however, still lazy, so the below paragraphs are taken from my, uh, comeback post in Lil's Atelier.

I see the last time I posted was before the start of my first year in university. I'm now a few weeks into my third! I'm still in charge of the Web site belonging to my college's student body (known as a Junior Common Room, oddly enough), and am aiming for my third year as Editor this December. You may see the fruits of my labours over at http://www.st-aidans.com.

The course itself is getting a lot harder, but is still manageable. I've finally been given the option to stop doing laboratory work and take more maths modules instead, so the course title 'Theoretical Physics' is quite accurate now. silly Thus far I've been averaging a 1st (70%), which is exactly what I'm after. I've also decided on my career path: I want to enter the world of computational cosmology. Durham just so happens to have the Institute for Computational Cosmology which, along with the Max Planck Institute in Germany, is the world centre for the subject. In particular, I've got my eye on the large office on the top floor. winkeye

Last year I was living in a house I rented with five fellow students. Quite an experience! The house was nasty (not to mention frightfully expensive), but we got by. This year I'm back in college again where they've renovated the rooms - very nice indeed. smiley

Not much to speak of about home - everything pretty much the same there. Dad's still working on the extension, but the bottom floor's done now and the top floor's coming along nicely. I'm still having to paint and plaster things whenever I'm home, but my brother's taken over responsibility for the lawn.

Internet-wise, my network has been totally inactive while I've worked on the JCR site. I have, however, joined a faction in The Matrix Online, so I manage their site and participate in the roleplaying events in the game. Very fun indeed. smiley I've even been offered a DJ'ing position for one of the Net radio stations that caters for the game, which I'd be only too happy to accept if it weren't for this university firewall I'm stuck behind. Can't get into the game or broadcast radio while I'm in college, so I'll have to wait until the Christmas holidays. erm

As for my intentions now, I aim to get back into h2g2 a bit - hopefully with more luck than my last two attempts, brief as they were. I'm not sure where RP (VR, I should say here) is going to take me, but it's definitely going to change. As Lil so nicely put it, my position was 'lacking in prospects': creating an almost God-like character isn't as fun as you might think. winkeye

Discuss this entry - 3 replies - Latest reply: Nov 11, 2005

I'm heading up North
Aug 14, 2003

Well then, time to add my contribution to the growing number of A-Level results-related journal posts out there.

I got the perfect grades. Couldn't've asked for better. smiley An A in each of my main subjects (computing, maths and physics), and a U in General Studies, a totally useless (to me at least) exam that I was forced into against my will.

My first choice of university was Durham, which needed a tough AAB - so I'm off there at the end of the holidays! biggrin Off to study physics.

However, I'm a little annoyed about other people's results. Mine are fine, so I'm not going to lodge any complaints, but the results of certain intelligent friends of mine are proving that, once again, foul play is afoot on the exam board front. Especially in physics, it seems. The first exam we did in that subject last term went really well for just about all of us and consisted entirely of simple questions. However, a great many people, myself including, have received terrible scores for them, and a lot of people have lost entire grades because of this.

I'm not sure what's going on this year. Probably an attempt to make it look like it's the fault of the people who do the actual marking, rather than the management like it was last year. I hope it gets resolved for everybody. erm

Discuss this entry - 5 replies - Latest reply: Aug 15, 2003

No Holiday for Tonxey
Jul 15, 2003

Grr. Bl**dy extension. Bl**dy money problems.

Well, looks like yours truly is going without any holiday this year. At all. My parents' insistence that we have the extension built onto our house has now, finally, led to serious money problems, which are now affecting me!

Apparently, I'm not going to survive at university if I don't spend about 40 hours a week (yup, full-time) this 'holiday' earning money. So then: no programming, no more going out, no leisure time at all - it's working all week, and then getting on with house work at the weekends, no doubt. I finish college and my A-Level exams, and /this/ is how I'm rewarded!

It's all their bl**dy fault!
steam grr steam

Please direct all complaints about my prolonged and frequent absences to my parents.

Discuss this entry - 3 replies - Latest reply: Aug 14, 2003

All Hail to the Tonx!
Jun 26, 2003

I'm back (‘Yippee,’ says someone in the background). Yeah, it's true. Aren't you all happy now, eh? winkeye

OK, so I need to gather my thoughts before I can say anything worth listening to. Or type anything worth reading, for that matter.

Back in a snap.

Discuss this entry - 13 replies - Latest reply: Aug 14, 2003

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