BBC Home

Explore the BBC

h2g2
13th November 2009
Accessibility help
Text only



Name: Bright Blue Shorts [Researcher: 116149]

Personal Space




SEARCH h2g2
Edited Entries only
Search h2g2Advanced Search


New visitors: Create your membership
Returning members: Sign in
BBC Homepage
Contact Us


Like this page?
Send it to a friend!

 
ABOUT THIS RESEARCHER

Created: 4th December 2000 
Visualising for the future

The New Year is upon us and I've been writing my resolutions. I'll put them in a drawer and see how many I achieve come the end of year. Always do this, always surprised how much the subconscious sorts out.

My latest "venture" is to start the American Football forum. A place for fans to go discuss the latest goings on the game of the semi-ovoid. You can catch it at Amfoot forum. One day I shall own all forums for all sports and the world shall be mine ...

If you need something to entertain you in the meantime checkout my advice for the class of 2001smiley To be honest, I'm somewhat disappointed at the lack of feedback on this great work. So if you'd like to be make a comment please do.

I think I need to start building my life onto this page. Add some of my favourite things. I'll start with my fave quotations, which I shall build as I remember them!

  • "All good things come to those who wait." which is, of course, similar to "Patience is a virtue." Both of which are certainly true IMHO.
  • "Everything in moderation, including moderation." This sums up one of my great beliefs that I am now striving to achieve - the principle of balance. Makes life so much easier.
  • "The pot calling the kettle black." Probably because "Most criticisms of others are criticisms of the self."

For those interested by these sorts of things, I'm quite interested in improving fitness. One of my favourite websites is at Masters Athlete Physiology and Performance. In particular I like the following pages (the last comes from a different website):

I'm going to try and keep track of all the books I read/finish this year:

  • Jan 1 - "Feel The Fear And Do It Anyway"1 by Susan Jeffers.
  • Feb 25 - "Thinks" by David Lodge.
  • Apr 6 - "Paper Lion" by George Plimpton.
  • May - "Number 10" by Sue Townsend.
  • June 5 - "About A Boy" by Nick Hornby.
  • June 30 - "True as the Stars Above: Adventures in Modern Astrology" by Neil Spencer.
  • July 24 - "Playing Through" by Curtis Gillespie.

Here are a list of the edited entries I have written. If you check my H2G2 list you'll see some more, but they're not really my work.

I'd also like to think that I inspired this entry (much of it is my own):


1 Started last September, of course.


VOLUNTEER BADGES

Edited Entry badge

RESEARCHER DATA
Name:

Bright Blue Shorts
Last posted: Yesterday
Researcher Number:

116149

Related BBC Pages:

Amfoot forum
advice for the class of ...

Referenced Sites:

Masters Athlete Physiolog...
Understanding intervals.
Time course of adaptation...
Rethinking the hard-easy ...
Choosing a Supermarket Ch...
Games to Play in a Queue ...
British Vehicle Registrat...
Why the Earth Has Seasons
The History of Volleyball...
'Masquerade' - by Kit Wil...
'Airwolf' - the TV Series
'Jim'll Fix It' - the TV ...
Revolver - the Drinking G...
The Football World Cup - ...
Blank Cheques

Please note that the BBC is not responsible for the content of any external sites listed.
CONVERSATIONS
CONVERSATIONCOMMUNITYLATEST POSTLATEST REPLY
Advertising stupidity - now with added Title h2g2Last Week6 Hours Ago
Dr Who.h2g2Last Week9 Hours Ago
Sarah Jane Adventures (could contain spoilers)h2g24 Days Ago17 Hours Ago
Where can I find some nice friendly girls?h2g2YesterdayYesterday
Eponymsh2g2YesterdayNo replies
Petty Hatesh2g26 Days AgoYesterday
Spoilers for 2009 Specials ...h2g23 Weeks Ago3 Days Ago
How many posts in a thread ...h2g25 Days Ago3 Days Ago
V - Reimagined seriesh2g24 Days Ago4 Days Ago
American Radio Station Namesh2g25 Days AgoNo replies
Show More Conversations 
MESSAGES
Leave a MessageLATEST POST
Hello from h2g2 Friends of TibetDec 23, 2004
Your entry has been submitted to 'Peer Review'Apr 21, 2004
Super BowlFeb 22, 2004
HiOct 23, 2003
Guess who ...?Aug 30, 2003
Thanks!Aug 5, 2003
John Madden GameFeb 27, 2003
Just passingDec 18, 2002
Afternoon Mr Shorts!Sep 2, 2002
Field of DreamsJul 22, 2002

Show More Messages
JOURNAL
Experiences of Toys R Us
Aug 13, 2003

I wandered in to my local branch of Toys R Us looking for Product X that I had seen on the website.

Locate an assistant and ask "Where is Product X shelved?". Assistant takes me halfway to the location and points.

I wander over, peruse the shelves, find Products Y and Z. But unfortunately Product X is not there.

I purchase Products A,B,C. Make my way through the checkouts and stop by the "Customer Service" desk.

I ask if they have "Product X" in stock (knowing full well of course that they don't). The assistant confirms that they don't.

I ask "Could you order me one in please?". Reply "No sorry, but all our stock is sent to us automatically. You'll have to try again sometime soon".

I mention that I saw some of Product X on the Internet website.

I ask "Could you phone up the next nearest store (about 35 miles away)". Reply "Yes, but it'll take a while to get here. You might be better off buying from the website".

I concur and leave.

A day passes ...

Having resolved all my virus issues on my PC, I log onto the Toys R Us website with intention of e-buying Product X.

What do I get? "Out of Stock".

I try a few other websites, also all out of stock.

I think "Well, might as well try my 2nd nearest branch of Toys R Us (about 35 miles away) just in case they have one in stock".

I click on the "Store Locator" button on the website, and eventually locate the required store. All very informative except there is no Telephone Number.

I go to the Yellow Page website and find out the number from there.

I log off and phone up Toys R Us in the 2nd nearest location (about 35 miles away) ...

I get through to an automated call option. Pressing 3 takes me to "Customer services" option. I sit and wait ... and wait ... listening to a pleasant beeping tone ... then eventually the line clicks in and goes dead .... durrrrrr.

I redial, ignore the "Press option 3" and wait for a manual answer. The call is eventually answered, "Hello, Toys R" .... durrrrr

I redial, take the manual option again. A few rings and eventually the call is answered. "Hello, T" ... durrrrr

I dial for a 4th time and this time make an actual connection to a real live person who doesn't put the phone down immediately. Hurrah.

Conversation begins ...

"Hello, I'm looking for Product X. Do you have any in stock?"

"Let me just check .... yes we do, we have 10".

"Ah good, could you reserve me one then? It's my daughter's birthday next Friday so I need to have bought it by then".

"I'm sorry we can only reserve it for 1 day".

"Hmmm ... in that case if I give you my credit card details, can you send it to me?"

"No I'm sorry we don't send things in the post".

"Well given that I'm 35 miles away could you send it to my local store that is only a couple of miles away".

"Erm yes, but it'll take 3 weeks".

"Ok given that you have 10 of them in stock, do you think you could perhaps just put it on reserve for more than 1 day".

"Well I suppose so. What name is it?".

[Provide personal details]

"So you'll be in for that on Friday".

"No I need it before next Friday, but being 35 miles away and having to work I can't exactly just pop down in my lunch hour to collect it. But I can tell you're concerned so I'll give you my telephone number and if you sell the other 9 and you're concerned about the 10th taking up precious room in your massive warehouse before I arrive to buy it in the next few days, you can phone me and I'll be able to authorise you to remove the reserve.".

"Ok."

"Many thanks".

Call ends ...

Discuss this entry - 5 replies - Latest reply: Sep 24, 2008

Disappointment
Jan 4, 2002

I'm disappointed by how little seems to be going on, on H2G2 these days. Where is everybody? TIOC, "the pot calling the kettle black" (have to add that to my fave quotations list. I myself haven't contributed too much recently but it would be nice to see things going on in the meantime.

Yours disappointedly,
bbs sadface

Discuss this entry - 7 replies - Latest reply: Apr 1, 2003

Demise of Shorts
Apr 4, 2001

I think my bright blue shorts have almost reached the end of their life expectancy. Yes they've had a good 7 years and now they're almost beyond repair.

My loyalty has now moved to my yellow and navy checked Speedo's. It's not quite the same though. The addition of pockets makes up a little for my loss, but the bright blue Champions have gone into retirement. I shall continue to be called "Bright Blue Shorts" so that they have a place on H2G2 where they can be remembered.

Fare thee well my bright blue Champions, maybe come some sunny day you shall be worn again and we shall be together. You may be gone, but you shall not be forgotten ...



Discuss this entry (No replies)

Synchronicity
Mar 13, 2001

Last Wednesday I was sat on my bed looking around the room and got to thinking about my contact lenses and how I wouldn't be needing anymore for a couple of months.

About 2 minutes later the phone rang and the optician said "We've got some contact lenses here for you." Rather spooky as I'd not ordered any and have only been wearing them for a year.

Discuss this entry (No replies)

Unbelievable
Jan 10, 2001

Make that 7. That's 3 entries recommended today, all within the space of a 3 hours. Now who can I find to take another look at my How to write blank cheques entry .....

Discuss this entry - 1 reply - Latest reply: Jan 19, 2001

Show more of My Journal Entries


FRIENDS
Here is the friends list of Bright Blue Shorts:
FiedlersFizzle
Personal Space | Journal Entries | Delete

Global Village Idiot
Personal Space | Journal Entries | Delete

Click here to delete more than one name


SUBSCRIBED ARTICLES
GUIDE ENTRIES
IDTITLECOMMUNITY STATUSCREATED
A2082971The Super Bowl - American Football's Greatest Prizeh2g2 EditedApr 30, 2004
A972290Bog Roll - Over, Under or Not at All?h2g2 EditedMar 26, 2003
A812783Blank Chequesh2g2 EditedSep 20, 2002
A787872'Field of Dreams' - the Filmh2g2 EditedAug 15, 2002
A588701Revolver - the Drinking Gameh2g2 EditedJul 19, 2001
A565148The Football World Cup - An Introductionh2g2 EditedMay 23, 2001
A543773Noughts-and-Crosses aka Tic-Tac-Toeh2g2 EditedMay 17, 2001
A543755Football Terrace Songs and Chantsh2g2 EditedMay 17, 2001
A536438Choosing a Supermarket Checkouth2g2 EditedMay 11, 2001
A533800'Masquerade' - by Kit Williamsh2g2 EditedApr 19, 2001
Show more of My Guide Entries | Show more of My Edited Guide Entries
Disclaimer

Most of the content on h2g2 is created by h2g2's Researchers, who are members of the public. The views expressed are theirs and unless specifically stated are not those of the BBC. The BBC is not responsible for the content of any external sites referenced. In the event that you consider anything on this page to be in breach of the site's House Rules, please click here. For any other comments, please start a Conversation above.




About the BBC | Help | Terms of Use | Privacy & Cookies Policy