Well howdy! Welcome to my new, slightly improved h2g2/bbc web page. For various reasons I'm sure that you're familiar with, there's to be no pictures. Ah, well. Just imagne me in my yellow princess dress with the crown and stuff...

I can still do links tho, right? Cool. Go here (More DNA stuff), here (the Onion), here (movie stuff), here (news), here (funny funny stuff), here (neopets), here (my blog) and here (fun links).

Charlie and Cheezdanish, sittin' in a tree!!

Well, the wedding is over. I's married now. I like it a lot. I will post pictures very, very soon. I promise.

Why are you looking at me like that? No, I don't have "Procrastinator" tattooed on my left buttock! That's a vicious lie!

Bunch of Buddies!

Oh, yeah, a bunch of buddies, too! Try to visit all these fun people, as they're very cool and froody and so hip they have trouble seeing over their pelvises. I'm Spart-ic-us, AmandaPanda, Krissymabissy, Bubster, Bruce-Extrordinaire, Clickie, who's smoking an omlette RIGHT NOW!, A plethora of gold, Treasure, Kristina Marie, two weeks ago, AntRabbit, Kate, Floor-stress, an apple tree, Smokin' Beeline, Beetle's not a car!!, Crazy 1, Demon Drawer, Emmy's a total bikini babe, dontcha know, Hoopy Albo, Malcom X (really Jimi), JJ42, the kitty lover, WilsonC, who's the bomb! and fellow FF writer, Poet.

And of course, we can't forget our fearless leader and his Girl Friday, Mark and Peta. We love them lots! Big smiles for all.

Sigh. Well, that's all for now, kids. Check in next week, same guide time, same guide channel for the new and exciting exploits of your favorite slacker princess.

Ciao fer now