Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O.er C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild.A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D..then again S.N.A.F.U.
WelcomeUnknown VisitorHope you have a spare week, it's a long way down to the bottom of here.....Also, please wipe your feet, I've just had carpet tiles cleaned,as you can see!...Thank you
Roving Jester and Prof borrowed and adapted from Ictoan.
Regular amendments in progress.Well,as daft stuff enters my head that is.
Animal's thought for today...tomorrow and beyond..
All the WORLD might crumble in to depression, BUT MY little patch of ground never will,it WILL always be ROCK SOLID LAUGHING....Standing firm along side FRIENDS
I have everything I don't want and what I do want, I'll never be able to get
extra thought for today...tomorrow and beyond..
If a single could take your pains away - I would send you a million 's.
Life is NOT how you make it, because you need money to make it... Life is HOW to make the best with what you have at this moment...
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Ever wanted to keep an Idiot occupied for hours, click the word "IDIOT" to find out how. IDIOT Bet you daren't enter.
DON'T worry about tomorrow. After all, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday!
This PERSONAL SPACE is The Prof's Official dumping ground for anyfeeling off colour,sadness and or depression.They have no power here...SEE! how small and insignificant they are.They HAVE to be left here when you leave and they WILL be terminated,never to return.Rule No1: Obey Prof Animal.Leave them here and take with you a SMILE instead..Don't need a rule No2:
Right! now as you can see, the sadness molecules are black and grey.
I remove those, with the Prof's [anti negative defence cream[A.N.D.C.]]leaving a nice happy smiling atom cluster(Read about...A.N.D.C. press here)
Well after a long debate with myself and I won, I've decided to put an EMail address on here. So if you wish to contact me, you are welcome,let me know. But please be patient,you will not be put on hold or press 1 for this and press 2 for that.so here it is!.
Please do not abuse it...Thank you. prof(dot)a(dot)chaos at googlemail dot com Err! it wont play Mozart 40 either,or play crazy frog...
Just because there's bats in the belfrey, doesn't mean to say I'm......but! then again
.....You'll be able to make your own mind up and come to a conclusion.
Artificial Intelligence is NO match for Natural Stupidity
Art thou a fool?.Do you wish to be a fool?, or art thou a fool already, then your are half way there. But do you YEARN to be a FOOL, HANKER to be able to act DAFT, LONG to show others your MIRTH and MERRIMENT. Then look no further than THE FOOLS GUILD, feel free to wander its pages and to add your own personal WIT, by joining us.(see lower down) Welcome to the H2G2 OFFICIAL FOOLS GUILD. (Press Here,we're in the countryside of the world of H2G2) (Press Here,for main introduction page)
Do you ever question your life! Do you ever wonder why! Do you ever see in your dreams, all the castles in the sky!
(Welsh Celtic) "Adwaenir dyn wrth ei gyfeillion" "A man is recognised by the friends he keeps"
Rules are made for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.
some of my PHILOSOPHIES, but not in any order No1: Everybody is my friend, until they prove different. No2: The pleasure of giving, is its own reward. No3: Insulting people, is not a way of life. No4: I treat all insults as compliments, that way I get more. No5: I never try to be anyone other than me. No6: Be true and loyal to close friends, one day you may need to count on them. No7: Manners cost nothing, so why hasn't more people got them. No8: Do everything in my power, to cheer people up, if their down. No9: Always look to the front, to see what you can learn..Only look to the back, to see what you have forgotten. No10: Always laugh at life,because life can be a bitch otherwise. No11: Everything that I do in life, I do in good faith, not to harm or insult. No12: Death can't stop me from being an idiot, it can only slow me down. No13: Sadness is just another part of life.BUT! it will never be part of mine. No14: Each friend I gain, makes me a RICHER person, far greater than having money. No15: May the WOLF run as free on the ground, as the EAGLE flies in the air and may MANKIND learn to live as one, denouncing HATRED. No16: Don't think you know all the answers -.-.-ASK the questions first. No17: Just because you don't see anything, isn't proof there is nothing there. No18: I will face life head on, win or lose I will never take a step backwards No19:When the hard gets impossible! mankind! will invent an answer!. No20:Some people might be able to bend me. But! NO ONE will ever break me.
This is what it said mine was (brackets are my added comments)
You are a spiritual soul - a person who tries to find meaning in everything.(usualy do,even though it can hurt someone, by telling the truth) You spend a good amount of time meditating, trying to figure out life.(just experience) Helping others is also important to you.(I get pleasure in giving) You enjoy social activities with that goal.(R.A.O.B. Buffalo's) You are very generous and giving. Yet you expect very little in return.(expect nothing in return) Your strength: Getting along with anyone and everyone(very true) Your weakness: Needing a good amount of downtime to recharge(never run down) Your power color: Cobalt blue(favourite colour-Deep Purple) Your power symbol: Dove(all animal life) Your power month: September(all 12 are power months)
Yes/ Black Sabbath/Pink Floyd/Blue Oyster Cult/Bachman Turner Overdrive, to name a few.
Not had any wheels, bike/car for years, but still a biker at heart and continue wearing
leather jackets/denim/tee shirts . Don't have a suit what so ever and don't intend to either
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The H2G2 Assassin's guild.......No195
nil mortifi sine lucure
You could die laughing or with a score of 180
I have a warped sense of humour - 24/7 - NO off switch, anything daft, can't be serious for long spells. I had a bad start in life, I've got a split personality and we're both stupid . Plus we have a non-contagious side-effect, paranoia schizophrenia:- we have a feeling we are following ourselves...........Because as far as I know, there is no other (mentality wise)relative like me in any part of my family on any side. I have come to the conclusion:- that somewhere in the past an ancestor of mine, must have been a court jester to someone of noble birth.
DNA. You can't live without it........
........I'm also a member of the S.A.S.= Single and Stupid, I was in M.A.S.S.= Married and Still Stupid. But after IT! went and divorce, I'm back to S.A.S. and H.A.P.P.Y.err! just plain happy .
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I am also a member......(Bro Animal R.O.H.)(known at Grand Lodge )
of the Royal Antediluvian Order of Buffaloes -Under the Grand Lodge of England.. R.A.O.B.
odd tipple, out with friends or in home. Whisky - Vodka - Southern Comfort.......Don't drink a lot, but house keeps moving and I only bleed 1/6th of a gill if I get cut.
Some of the molecules associated with life have been found in outer space. One of them is ALCOHOL. Astronomers have calculated that a hugh cloud in the constellation of Sagittarius contains enough ethyl alcohol to make 1028(10,000 million million million million) bottles of Whisky..Roll on Star Trek and park me next to it
Pinched or err! borrowed,just bring your own spaceship
Shuttle service extra after 3 weeks boozing, see car/shuttle driver for rates
Knock! Knock! Who's there ? Anna! Anna who ? another mosquito!
I have the greatest respect for everyone on this planet for their own PEACEFUL religious beliefs and faiths, but I myself am a Aethiest, I do not believe in any god/creator..I do not push my non belief on to others - therefore I do not want others to push their's onto me........(Atheism is a non-prophet organisation)
I can't believe in reincarnation - with my luck, I'd come back as myself
I don't want to be mega rich, I WISH for a little and I get "nothing"..I WISH for "nothing" and it comes true That's life,but still enjoy it
When I get a little to err! carried way. My real life Friend and Mentor on hootoo, chucks cushions at me(filled with concrete),as you can see. But! this time they have missed.
With my full name, over the years,I got various nicknames, but non stuck. All my mates had them, not me(aw..bigger...AW)When the Muppets came on TV, a workmate said that I looked like that Animal on telly, Lo and behold it stuck, from then on 99.99% of people who know me, call me ANIMAL, so it's not a nickname,its another christian name.I also have Animal wielding an axe tattoed on my left arm, if I ever get amnesia, I can look at it and say I don't know who I am, but I must be bloody great.I put my real name into Google and in 4 seconds, it came up with 2,460,000 sites and thats only on the web. A lot of people with my name, BUT! there is only 1 Prof Animal Chaos. I tried to get it(ANIMAL that is) put on the marriage license, but the woman registrar said it could cause problems on future documents, in the same breath, she said, but for an extra £40, we can put it on a special license. My reply,was, oh for £17 you can't - but £57 you can - forget it.I even tried one time, to be entered into the "Guinness Book of Records" as Animal the world's most modest Superstar, their loss Basiclly, what you see, is what you get, NO airs or graces and in this day and age, I'm still honest and loyal..to family and friends.....That's about it, apart from that I might be poor, but I'm rich in friends and that counts far more than money......
THE PROF CHAOS came about in the early 1970’s, a friend and I were starting to put together a comedy magic illusion act, hopefully for the club circuit, to be named Doctor Mayhem and Professor Chaos, he was to be the straight man and I ! What else, but the fool! At the time, he was courting and they married, so the act didn’t get off the ground. But as you can see, the Prof lives on!.
Thinks I'll go see a doctor, I've been off colour of late. I feel a little low spirited!
My luck is that bad, if I went to Hell! for a fortnight's holiday, I'd come back without a TAN!!
If all else fails and you've struck out,be a mad romantic and say it with flowers...
BUY HER A TRIFFID
Confucius once said(I think)A journey of a thousand miles, begins with a single step. What is the journey of the Animal, it has downs, it has ups, questions, but no answers.
But a task to be done enroute, to bring Smiles to all he meets. How long the journey, is irrelevant, for smiles take president and the answers will appear when the time is right and the end becomes the begining, to complete the full circle.
Friendship is the glue of the world and here on hootoo, I've found a lot of superglue.
My Bonnie lies over the water! My Bonnie lies over the sea! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! Stupid woman, she can't swim
This is a black box
Q=How do you stop a monkey, climbing Blackpool Tower ? A=Take it to Scarborough
Your still reading!Don't say you weren't warned
I'm so cool , chilled out and laid back..I walk horizontaly
Hay nother Notice Board
Life might suck! but the alternative is not wanted and is TOTALLY unacceptable.
Believe what ever you want to believe, trust what ever you want to trust, love whom so ever you want to love, but never stop believing yourself, trusting yourself, or loving yourself. You are a human being; you have a right to be here.
whilst my good friend Dr Anthea-ACE-Artist(Falice Enlen)(Alicia Brmyn)A1123372 is at UCLAN, I will take care of the turnips, they will be fed only the best whitewash.They have up to date rearing pens, with hot and cold running water/central heating(thermostatically controlled)digital radio, for heavy rock music and dimmer switch lighting (do not ask for explanations, you'll have to speak to Dr Anthea)
Don't blame me...
I was wearing gloves
To boldly go, where no ANIMAL has gone before - Stardate 37 shillings, 5 washers and a bit of chewing gum,6 penneth of chips an half a sucked gobstopper,1 box of used matches, a piece of string and a used bus ticket, 3 glass marbles.
Born, Hatched, dug up, or created NONE dare appear within my presense, evil spirits haven't the bottle to take me on.
I was born(open to debate), with a curvature of the spine, or as some might say mmmmm face rings a bell. I had two choices in life, curl up in a corner and hide , or be me. As a kid, I got all the insults under the sun, the humour was a defence. But from the ashes rose the Phoenix , the humour became me and not a defence(or gate). When the Muppets Show hit TV, I was given the nickname ANIMAL by friends (seen him, you'd know why). I was a born again Idiot. I used ME as the joke . If I can't laugh at myself , then I have no right to laugh at anyone else.
If you tell a joke to someone in a wheelchair, about someone in a wheelchair, if its funny they will laugh.
TOO MANY people, think that if a person looks funny or talks funny, then they be backwards/mentaly subnormal. ...WRONG look at Prof Stephen Hawkins...WE are NORMAL inside (except me of course).
Now! if I had not put any writing in here. You would be saying "Why has he put an empty box here ??
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As usual!Stand about for hours, wait all day and 3 turn up at once, typical...
I just love women..
Only I can't wim, only paddle.My medal for womening
I have done 4 parachute jumps, the 1st was for charity. Most jumpers have two chutes,
Ha! I took my own,the only problem is,that it only opens on impact .PS.that is not me...I was close to splatting the ground.see journal entry(press here)
{ The h2g2 Monty Python Fan (Pythonist) Society} Here be a link(above)that ye press if thou wanteth to join the Monty Python Society---and answer these questions three--What is your name--What is your favourite colour and What is the wing speed of the swallow
Suicide is for life,NOT just for Christmas. Me.Nah. would never contemplate it. TOO NOSEY, might miss something.
Question.If I could be anyone, who would I be-Answer:-its easy, ME(but physically normal preferred) , I do not hate or get jealous of anyone, I've no greed, I can converse at any level, young to elder on most subjects. I AM at peace with myself(more or less), what more can a Animal ask.
My aim in life is to get people to smile,I will do what ever it takes and if I have to be a idiot to do it, then so be it. I WOULD BAN FROWNING FROM ALL PUBLIC PLACES.....
My thanks to Captain Khamsin and his automatic 42-ism calculator, my 42-ism is:-10+4-6+17*2=42.
Always wondered why my head hurts, now I know,its with thinking
PS.This took over various minutes of my serious side,
I now need a couple of big s like this nice cool Vodka or a smooth single malt
JUST IN CASE, of alien visitations,I armed with lasers and photon torpedo's I'm also a SCI-FI nut -all Star Trek's (Me transmitte sursum, caledoni) - Stargate SG1 and Atlantis. Babylon 5. Red Dwarf(Smeg!). Andromeda. Firefly(even though they only made 14 episodes){except the "new" Enterprise series}
- plus most SCI-FI programs and films, oldies and new ones
The answers could be deep within your dreams,so let your imagination out for an airing and behold the visions, that are out of the reach of reality.
Abnormal service will be resumed as soon as possible, but don't bank on it.The straight jacket isn't working loose yet Its great to be y, try it
BE DAFT,CO'S IF IT FEELS GOOD,DO IT My Nonsense song.
Fish swim the mountains Camels walk the sky Pigs climb up custard tree's this I wonder why ?
sing a song of nonsense never mind the verse
sing a song of nonsense just smell those lovely words
Tree's play chess with Pigeons while dominoes make mud pies some Ants will play the tuba this I wonder why?
chorus!
A turnips made a great big dam an ocean learns to fly Caterpillars can drive a bus this I wonder why?
chorus!
I don't know why I'm singing this some chimneys start to cry I'm on my way to a loonie bin this I wonder why?
chorus!
And if you have noticed the NOTICE in 'my journal', please don't bring it to my notice, but by all means bring it to notice of others in case they haven't noticed the notice, that you indeed have noticed.So you would be doing a service, informing them of the notice,but I noticed the notice as I was writing the notice.I also bring to your notice, that there is now a notice II to notice, which is unlike the first notice you noticed. Unless, you noticed notice II firstThanks see the NOTICE (press here) see NOTICE II(press here) see Notice, it ain't got a name yet!(press here) see the Advanced Notification of a sorts (press here)
Please meet my braincell, he is lonely and looking for a mate, he wants to start a family and populate the vacant space inside my head,he has 9 'O' levels--all nought out of hundred. He has been to university,13 yr course in a sample jar.Used to have a part-time job,as a Full Stop.
any female braincell wishing to apply, must have a degree in stupidity, a clever one would not work, the DNA would not be compatable and she must be a good looker, he has taste you know....
Above all,stand straight and be proud of who and what you are.
Your outside colour means nothing- YOUR BLOOD IS STILL RED. LIVE IN PEACE Give a THOUGHT for those in the world, who are NOT allowed to have THOUGHTS of their own.
Well! I've been sat in this tank for years and it still doesn't work,haven't come up with one idea, can't think of a thing!!.Apart from the water has gone cold.
Knock! Knock! Who's there ? Ella! Ella who ? Hell another mosquito!
If you start gibberingUnknown VisitorDon't blame me, you carried on reading.
Just in case your bored and got nothing to do for a week or so, these are some of my journal entries.(click on them to go there)
police force in America at the time of the prohibition, they were led by agent Elephant Ness and the
top bad guy was a gangster called Al Caprawn, lots of shooting with tommy guns and car chases.....NO disrespect to Americans.
I'm not here! right!, the men in white coats, you haven't seen me for weeks, in fact you don't know me,it was my twin( the money/bribe is in the post..)
Some thoughts of Chairman Animal.:- Life is but a mere rut, in which from birth to death you strive to get out of... Life is the stepping stone between the diamentions of time... Why does the thought of living, destroy life.Yet the thought of dying makes one strive to live... In the interest of humanity, in the thirst for knowledge, to the depths of jealousy and greed. Man has to kill, then when the time of dying appears, why does he struggle... The language of life is hereditory, yet countless millions are born unable to speak it...
Peace is an illusion-Chaos is reality...
I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant...
I have been granted by the KEEPER of the KEEPERS, (who, is this dear lady!) Emmily ~ Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years AND therefore by royal decree the post of:- KEEPER of THE NOTICE and WORDS THAT DO NOT EXIST A post that I will HONOUR and hold him and cuddle him and squeeze him and love him and call him GEORGE.(Nah! that's a Bugs Bunny saying)
Life on this planet is nearly always on a downer, read the newspapers- bad news, television news programs, usualy bad news. Bad news makes money, very little good news gets coverage. So my brain (which is out of my control) thinks in a lateral state..I just can not help but see fun-humour in everything. Bad is no good to me or anyone, I do not have the powers to change that. But I have the power within me, to bring a SMILE and a bit of cheer to people. There by, one small dot on this planet will always be in happy mode, visit anytime......
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A great man once said:- wing long yammbo phutt grouble yonk narg narg fishle sog yik yik slurge gedge. He was drunk at the time...
House trained fishies-don't need a tank.
SPORKITE'S RULE OK!! pie and chips. A in the road. Don't until your en to. scratchings. Don't with your mouth full lightning kills. Don't mutter clearly. White man speak with ed tongue. Roast and apple sauce. and Mindy -U/S TV program. Na Noo Na Noo. You can wipe that silly off your face mi lad. Tell me love, CAN you tell from butter. Dynasty and south U/S TV programs. There's no without fire. Is that pure Vulcan logic Mr . Roast beef and shire pudding. eye and Trapper John. M.A.S.H. Careful, you'll somebodies eye out with that. Sparrow . Bird of prey. upine. An animal with sharp spines. Garden rake,pitch and trowel A A ,my kingdom for a ..Richard the Third. Bugs Bunny,Daffy Duck and y the pig. May the be with you Luke.Star Wars Throwing Sporks: right back to me this minute. ..The Applejacks(I think) These boots were made for ing and that's just what they'll do. ..Nancy Sinatra ing back to happiness, wumpah oh yeah ye yeah. ...Helen Shapiro on, on, with hope in your heart and you'll never alone. ..Gerry and the Pacemakers on by ..Dionne Warwick
OK!COME ON YOU must have heard of:-Starfish-Dogfish-Angelfish-Catfish-Sea Horse-Devil fish/Manta Ray.
Err! can't do a Dances with Wolves(I could! but it wouldn't look the same )
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Some people are sick-as in poorly....... Some people are sick-as in mental illness....... Its those who are mentally sick-as in sad lives and need to inflict on others, I feel sorry for!
GRAVITY..The question is, did the apple fall or was it pushed, this has never
been brought to task, the search for an answer remains a mystery, due to lack of eye witnesses, plus there's a good chance that their now dead anyway.
I am not-GIBBER- a mad crazy escaped-GIBBER- mental loony. I'm just a little unwell,my Psychiatrist says I'm getting better, but I have reason to doubt him,GIBBER because he's seeing a psychiatrist now.
TO ALL THE LADIES WHO READ MY SPACE, I PRESENT A...ROSE.
Somebody had to do a moon, might as well be me.
its not all toilet humour BUT! 99.9% is though
In the world of Prof Animal Chaos nothing is planned,
it appears out of the blue, the spur of the moment and the resounding call goes out...oh no, what stupid thing has he come up with this time. This reputation took years to get, it will not be given up lightly.
Being super modest,I'm sometimes amazed at my own genius, but
I don't let it get to me, I'm on a higher plain than that
And if one green bottle should accidently fall, there'll be no green bottles and no ruddy wall, I USED AN HOWITZER
MAD COW disease and BIRD FLU
don't talk rubbish,I'm a fruit bat and so am I and he is as well and STOP SNEEZING.
GEORGE, you big overgrown stupid Gecko, I told you we should have taken the lift,
look how far we've to climb now.
Keep an eye on the planet, because these conditions will return, faster than you think
Where ever you go in the world,have a safe journey, a good time and be a Ambassador for Peace.
In the
of Prof Animal Chaos, nothing is what it seems,EVEN TO ME..
Well here it is the OFFICIALsadness and depression DUMP IT box..These words and their associates now no longer exist
SO, off load them into the box and don't ask for them back, because once in there, they are TERMINATED for good..
Regular upgrades always in progress.usualy daft ones . Remember SMILES look better than frowns and I've a barrow load to give-a-way and their free, please take one and be happy
Gu'day Bruce
It isn't only George that's stupid, is it Walter,you lame brain.
look at the start you've given them.
Well I hope you have enjoyed your trip down hereUnknown Visitorand you are always welcome to return to the Weird World of the ANIMAL.
Well, my friend! have you come to a final conclusion, because I'm in no doubt...... I'm as nutty as a fruit cake...........
Personal Space overflow and Me in real life is here (press here)
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What's the difference between a short piece of string and a long piece of string ? Could it be that the short piece of string is smaller in length than the long piece of string, or then again, it might be that the long piece of string is in fact longer than the short piece of string. But on looking at it, the short piece of string could be a long piece of string with the longer piece of string being longer and from the other side, the longer piece of string could be a short piece of string with the shorter piece of string being even shorter ?. Only having the two pieces of string makes it hard to distinguish which could be referred as the short piece of string, plus the same argument applies to the long piece of string, as it can only be the longer piece of string or the shorter piece of string and it's also 50 50 on which could be classed as the long piece of string in any case. It is pointless having a measuring device to determine which is the longer or short by length because neither can be denoted as the long piece of string or the short piece of string. Now knowing that the longer piece of string will reach further than the short piece of string is irrelevant , because it could well have been the short piece of string that was actually the length needed, making the short piece of string the right length piece of string, which in turn would cancel out it being called the short piece of string. If this wasn't the case, the long piece of string could have been the one needed, but it might have still been too long or again! still not long enough and that then would have to have had a name change to the piece of string that's not long enough, but longer than the shorter piece of string or the piece of string that's just a little too long and has some spare. Now some might think if they lion the two pieces of string together might simplify things, but you can't really go about saying two pieces of string one short and one long joined together with a knot in the middle, because the knot would not be in the middle and then the conundrum comes in again, a knot with a short piece of string at one end and a long piece of string at the other end. This would not solve anything, as it can no way be called “A bit of string” and it would be a pointless exercise writing “what's the difference between a short piece of string, a knot and another piece of string that is longer after the knot”, taking in to view that another person looking from the opposite side would see a long piece of string, a knot and a smaller piece of string attached after the knot, especially if someone undoes the knot and that would make it a complete waste of time, but at least some of you will have had to read all the way down here to find that out eh!
I hope this link doesn't break the house rules, I've had it sent by a hootoo friend and I thank him kindly for it.
This is another reason WHY no one will ever see me down at heart, sad, morbid and assorted words of the same meaning. I was brought up that there is always someone worse off than me, I've already seen that in life, but this video has opened my eyes even further.
Please ban wars and hatred, we have enough evil in the world, don't add to it
2009 - That my wishes are granted(for once) Dec 29, 2008
Sod “My Lords, Ladies and gentlemen” that’s hierarchy. This is at my level!
To ALL my friends on H2G2….
To the one’s I talk with on H2G2 regularly with. To the one’s I’ve met personally. To the one’s I’ve yet to meet (It will happen one day). To the one’s I’ve only had small conversations with. To the ones in the back ground: - Editors and Moderators, again not met yet. To the one’s whom I have email and other forms of contact with. (Certain individuals can bog off )
I wish to you most sincerely, that the year of 2009 brings you Health, Wealth and Happiness in abundance.
That in Health, all problems are small and easily dealt with and cured. Those that can’t be for obvious reasons, my wish is that any pains are minuscule and bearable without too much medication.
That in Wealth, May you are never be without warmth in your home, food on your table and a few coins of your denomination to keep the proverbial Wolves from your door, leaving ample for a decent standard of living.
That in Happiness, Well! I think that speaks for itself, as in all that happens around you and the events in your life contribute far more smiles than sadness, even though life’s events will continue, true friends far and near will always be at your side.
I regard friends and friendship as riches, I thank each and every one of my friends for contributing to my riches - which money can never buy or no other can ever own or take away from me!
Just to let you know, that very shortly (days not weeks) I will be having my house sort of modernised by the council. The work to be carried out is going to be:
Knocking part of my kitchen inner wall out, to give me about 3ft extra area, with new cupboards/sink unit (poky kitchen at the moment) New double glazing windows, from single. New radiators, not sure if pipe work will be renewed as such. Combi boiler set up, so back boiler and pump will be removed I think Rewiring of electrical sockets etc New toilet and bathroom areas New plastic front and back door ( those with the multiple locking levers from top to bottom.)
There are other things I require doing, that are not part of the modernising program, but are essential repairs that will need addressing, because of the modernising work.
By all accounts, most of my belongings will be taken in to storage, which means there’s a chance of my PC going as well – dust and possible damage to property limitations are the name of the game. People I’ve spoken to, including my mam lol! Who have already had the modernising done, had most of their stuff removed before hand.
They say it will take 5 weeks to complete, but one never knows eh! I’ll keep open on that one. So I hope that the next few weeks are dry, mild and no wind, as the windows will be out and the doors more than likely will constantly be open
If I do have to go offline for a week or two, I will pass on updates to Lil and then she will kindly add them to this thread for me.
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Whisky - Vodka - Southern Comfort.......Don't drink a lot, but house keeps moving and I only bleed 1/6th of a gill if I get cut. 
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My Bonnie lies over the water! My Bonnie lies over the sea!
, or be me.
, the humour became me and not a defence(or gate). When the Muppets Show hit TV, I was given the nickname ANIMAL by friends 
(seen him, you'd know why). I was a born again Idiot. 
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