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Posted Jan 3, 2002 by Livzy
Step one: go to shop
Step two: pick up jar of pickled onions form picked onions shelf
Step three: pay cashier
Step four: open jar
Step five: eat pickled onions
Step six: fart a lot
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Posted Jan 3, 2002 by MaW
No, I had home-made pickled onions once. Beat a shop-bought jar so far out of the picture you might as well forget about it.
Yum.
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Posted Jan 3, 2002 by Shazz PRME(emeritus)
I agree with MaW, obviously!
shazz  
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Posted Jan 3, 2002 by Livzy
Wow! "I had home made ickled onions once.." My, my - the life you lead, MaW.....
tell you what, you bring some of your lovely home made picklies to the meet on Jan 26 and I'll pop out and get a selection of shop bought varieties and we'll have a grand "Pickled Onion Eat Off"
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Posted Jan 3, 2002 by Frogbit's last day on H2G2...Bye!
Home-made are best. A *really* good shop-bought jar may do as a stand in, but for awsome pickled onions, do it yourself. (Or better still, have a close relation do it for you).
'Pickled onion *eat* off'? What's the game after called?
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Posted Jan 3, 2002 by Shazz PRME(emeritus)
The great f**t-off obviously!
shazz
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Posted Jan 3, 2002 by Livzy
so...come and have a go if you think you're (onions) are hard enough !!!
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Posted Jan 3, 2002 by Shazz PRME(emeritus)
I certainly will try... if I can smuggle them through customs! Not sure about the rules on flying combustible pickled onions over by air!
shazz
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Posted Jan 3, 2002 by Livzy
just drop a few into a condom and swallow...you'll find they are still fresh on arrival...alledgedly...
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Posted Jan 3, 2002 by Shazz PRME(emeritus)
Yuck!
I'd rather not thank you! I always seem to be the one who sets the alarms off and gets searched anyway!
shazz
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Posted Jan 3, 2002 by Livzy
..I've never heard of pickled onions seting alarms off...unless they are the extra sweet silverskin ones of course....
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Posted Jan 3, 2002 by Abi
I don't think it is the pickled onions that make Shazz set off the alarms, I think it is more likely to be her Kalashnikov.
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Posted Jan 3, 2002 by MaW
They do if you eat really strong ones and then breath on a flammable gas detector...
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Posted Jan 3, 2002 by Shazz PRME(emeritus)
I know we call it the Dutch Invasion every time we visit, Abi, but we are only armed with a razor-sharp wit honest!
shazz
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Posted Jan 3, 2002 by jwordsmith
you said: 'Go To Shop'
Easier said than done in the US. Impossible to find a decent store-bought pickled onion, unless you go to a grossly-overpriced British imports shop.
Thanks for the recipe!
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Posted Jan 24, 2002 by Post Team
Right Livzy... I'll be packing a few jars later tonight so prepare for tasting!
shazz
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Posted Jan 24, 2002 by MaW
Woohoo!
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Posted Jan 28, 2002 by Shazz PRME(emeritus)
Did I win MaW?
shazz
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Posted Jan 31, 2002 by Tube - the being being back for the time being
Shazz's are just marvellous!
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Posted Jan 31, 2002 by Shazz PRME(emeritus)
shazz
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