|  Posted Sep 15, 2009 by Happy Nerd >>> all the foods of the gods
Anything with theobroma in it!
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 Posted Sep 15, 2009 by Paul H . If you think I look old, you should see my father Are mushrooms in beetroot gravy kosher?
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 Posted Sep 18, 2009 by EvilClaw: The Catmanthing <Please name all the foods of the gods>
Collectively, I'll call them Philip.
<Are mushrooms in beetroot gravy kosher?>
As long as you don't eat it with pork, beef, cheese, and mousse.
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 Posted Sep 18, 2009 by Paul H . If you think I look old, you should see my father Is the world still oging to be here in 2013?
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 Posted Sep 22, 2009 by Krabatt II EvilClaw, why is it that I can never think of a question for you to answer?
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 Posted Oct 8, 2009 by Happy Nerd If I steal a cat, am I a cat burglar?
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 Posted Oct 8, 2009 by Terran of the Shire (Stupid fat hobbitses) What would an alternate reality GoodClaw, be like?
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 Posted Oct 8, 2009 by Happy Nerd And what if they had kittens?
Lawful GoodClaw Neutral GoodClaw Chaotic GoodClaw Lawful NeutralClaw NeutralClaw Chaotic NeutralClaw Lawful EvilClaw Neutral EvilClaw Chaotic EvilClaw
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 Posted Oct 19, 2009 by Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) Here's a quesiton that's been on my mind for a long time:
After the universe ends, where will the immortal entities (gods, etc.) go?
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 Posted Oct 21, 2009 by Paul H . If you think I look old, you should see my father If the human body is 18% carbon by mass, do you help the environment by gaining weight, thereby removing carbon from the atmosphere?
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 Posted Nov 10, 2009 by Krabatt II EvilClaw, now you seem to have disappeared can I add you to my friends list?
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 Posted 5 Weeks Ago by EvilClaw: The Catmanthing <Is the world still oging to be here in 2013?>
The world? Oh, yes. Definitely. The world will surely be here.
<EvilClaw, why is it that I can never think of a question for you to answer?>
I blame a lack of imagination particles penetrating your lobes. You should spend some more time holed up in a dark room in order to absorb more inspiration.
<If I steal a cat, am I a cat burglar?>
Yes, but if you steal a dog you're a pooch lifter. Its just one of those terminology things.
<What would an alternate reality GoodClaw, be like?>
He'd be right handed and he would randomly inject order into chaotic conversations. IT'D BE HORRIBLE
<And what if they had kittens?>
Wait, are we assuming that GoodClaw would be a girl? That'd just be weird. Probably ChaoticNeutralClawettes though.
<is that some contractural clause? How much does the reality meter cost?>
It depends on how much reality your house uses monthly. My meter is very low but the Reality Company still charges a base rate.
<After the universe ends, where will the immortal entities (gods, etc.) go?>
After the universe ends, the immortal entities will have ended. By the very definition, the universe encompasses everything. If the immortal entities are still extant then the universe lives on. Yay.
<If the human body is 18% carbon by mass, do you help the environment by gaining weight, thereby removing carbon from the atmosphere?>
If it does help, the effect is negligible. Otherwise the US would be one of the leading preventerers of global warming.
<EvilClaw, now you seem to have disappeared can I add you to my friends list?>
Now that I've reappeared, sure.
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 Posted 5 Weeks Ago by Paul H . If you think I look old, you should see my father While you were away from us, did you have many of those "Aha!" moments when the mysteries of time and space were suddenly made clear to you?
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 Posted 5 Weeks Ago by Terran of the Shire (Stupid fat hobbitses) First Question :
Can I be the first person to ask where have you been?
Second Question :
Where have you been?
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 Posted 5 Weeks Ago by EvilClaw: The Catmanthing <While you were away from us, did you have many of those "Aha!" moments when the mysteries of time and space were suddenly made clear to you?>
I did in fact even. But then I saw something shiny and WHUM right out of mind did the endless mysteries of existence go. WHUM.
<First Question :
Can I be the first person to ask where have you been?>
HAHA, no.
<Second Question :
Where have you been?>
The motherboard in my computer died a horrible death of warranty running out probably. Even now I'm computerless and have resorted to borrowing a laptop to check my various prerogatives.
<Did you put out a call for my execution?>
I did but if it makes you feel better, I didn't pay them yet.
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