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I can't stop laughing
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Posted Feb 3, 2008 by Online NowHappy Nerd
Yes Yes YES!
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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I can't stop laughing
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Posted Feb 9, 2008 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
So glad you enjoyed it! biggrin

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I can't stop laughing
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Posted Feb 9, 2008 by 2legs -- To insanity and beyond!
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Writing bad poetry can be such fun,
Even moreso than itching my bum,
finding a rhyme, making it fit,
almost as good as popping a ripe zit yuk evilgrin run

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I can't stop laughing
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Posted Feb 9, 2008 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
yuk

Thanks for sharing. erm

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I can't stop laughing
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Posted Feb 10, 2008 by Online NowHappy Nerd
Bad haiku:

Deeply disturbing,
2legs slurps ale through London's
icy winter night.

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I can't stop laughing
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Posted Feb 10, 2008 by 2legs -- To insanity and beyond!
laugh biggrin

random fun and games
Haiku that almost works, yeh,
needs a final line erm

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I can't stop laughing
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Posted Feb 10, 2008 by Online NowHappy Nerd
Really bad Haiku:

2legs' guitar wants
strong fingers stroking, strumming
its tight guitar strings.

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I can't stop laughing
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Posted Feb 10, 2008 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
My work is done, I see. winkeye

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Posted Feb 10, 2008 by 2legs -- To insanity and beyond!
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Your work is doneTime to move on
and on and on
erm (need a rhyme) erm magic :
and on biggrin evilgrin

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Posted Feb 11, 2008 by Online NowHappy Nerd
laugh winkeye

2legs lights his cig,
Blows smoke rings. Now we know where
London fog comes from.

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