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Unintentially bad poetry
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Posted Feb 2, 2008 by Kyra - waiting for the end of the world
My father wrote this to a woman at work he was 'only good friends' with:

Flowers flowers everywhere,
All to show you how I care
To me, Diane, is not enough
So this is why I send you flowers
To show my love
And make love ours

rofl

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Posted Feb 9, 2008 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
Ah romance. love

The font of bad poetry.

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Posted Feb 9, 2008 by 2legs -- Help, I'm a rock.
love love love space
I love you like the sun in the morning,
I love you like threats of global warming,
I love you at night, in the morning and in the day,
damn f bugger, if only ya were gay <
space rofl rofl run

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Posted Feb 9, 2008 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
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That's so beautiful.

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Posted Feb 9, 2008 by 2legs -- Help, I'm a rock.
Me thinks you does jest biggrin

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