Posted Aug 24, 2002 by SAMARKAND
I*m hooked on writing REAL BAD verse`
So Ive got one that has to be worse`
And ode it is to one, MC`
Whomsover and wherever MC may Be!`
And just for variety this time`
An ode becomes a nonsense rhyme`
Carcogenicdyspositia`
fascistiontonomasia im`
bigotryonesideddiatribia ergo`
Zilchaccomplisheconcretnia`
And if as BAD that does not excel`
I*ll eat my keyboard and my paper as well!`
samarkand
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Posted Oct 10, 2002 by Weeders
That's truly bad, O Samarkand,
But really, on the other hand,
I think that you should understand
Bad poems must be caref'ly pland.
Obscurity's a tricky tool
That cuts both ways, since any fool
Can write th'incomprehensibool -
Such cheating's reprehensibool.
Best regards,
Keep 'em coming!
Weeders
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Posted Oct 12, 2002 by SAMARKAND
Thank you Weeders for your leaders
On how I must write Badder poetry
Badder, sadder , who knows , maybe madder
But it all depends a bit you see
On the strength of black ground beaned coffee
For that is what fuels my brain
And if they weaken or they strain
This most essential brew theres not
much that I can do
And heaven forbid it SHOULD but my poems
might get GOOD HELP!
from pedantic & perfect poets DELIVER US ALL YE GODS OF BAD POETS!!!
Have a nice day, Weeders!
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Posted Oct 19, 2002 by Weeders
O SMoB -
I try and try and try
To find a rhyme for your name, but it's too much of a JoB,
And
I take it that "That's beautiful" refers to the butterfly -
The orange one of Samarkand....
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