|  Posted Jun 20, 2001 by Paul H . If you think I look old, you should see my father I really didn't want to have to bring this up, as I usually like to let lie, but grammar was broached as an issue in the article, so....
I wonder how, in the first sentence, one hitchhiker suddenly became plural? ("If a Hitchhiker were to ever find themselves travelling..."). Was there a sudden onset of multiple personalities? Was a previously-unknown Siamese twin discovered attached to the hip (or other body part) of the hitchhiker(s)? This would attract attention, of course, but I guess the natives would be grammatically correct in calling the hitchhiker(s) "y'all". Actually, I wouldn't mind starting the article with something like "If y'all were to ever find that y'all were travelling in the South..."
Also: if "y'all" is on shaky grammatical ground, then it must be pretty much the same place where one would find the British expression "you lot." Or using the plural pronoun when talking about a company or government agency ("Barclay's Bank announced yesterday that they were going to..."). Ah, this must mean that all the branches of that bank will be coordinating their activities
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 Posted Jun 20, 2001 by unremarkable: Lurker, OMFC, LPAS <disclaimer>
that aforementioned sentance was an editorial change... i didnt have anything to do with that....
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 Posted Jun 20, 2001 by Crescent, ACE My fault, and apologies all round, until later.... BCNU - Crescent
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 Posted Jun 20, 2001 by unremarkable: Lurker, OMFC, LPAS no appology necessary crescent...
consider it in the "never happened" bin with Rocky V and The 1986 World Series...
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 Posted Jun 20, 2001 by NMcCoy (attempting to standardize my username across the Internet. Formerly known as Twinkle.) It's a common grammatical mistake. "They" is plural, (Yes, I meant the word "they", otherwise I would have said "they are plural") and should not be used as a gender-neutral term to refer to a single person. Grammatical correctness is sacrificed for the sake of political correctness. If you insist, use the phrase "he or she", or if you don't insist just use one or the other. Note that in some languages, like French, there is no gender-neutral term for anything, so nobody bothers with "political correctness" in that respect.
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 Posted Jun 21, 2001 by Paul H . If you think I look old, you should see my father Hi, Twinkle and Crescent and Unremarkable.
I don't have a problem with ungrammatical constructions when they are being used to make a humorous point (As Fats Waller said, "One never knows, do one." ). In H2G2 guide entries, I am never quite sure where the line is between the humor and the serious point.
And don't get me started on political correctness.
"He or she" still works, unless you encounter someone who feels the phrase should be "she or he." Another option would be to go with all plurals, with the understanding that they (the plurals) are somewhat indeterminate. The phrase "Hitchhikers in the Southern part of the U.S. might themselves" allows for the possibility that there might be only one hitchhiker. A third option would be to alternate between "he" and "she" if there is to be a long string of pronouns. (Personally, I would rather listen to Vogon poetry .
There once was a Vogon commander Whose verse contained terrible grammar. His rhymes were no bargain, They abounded with jargon. To every bad impulse he'd pander )
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 Posted Aug 13, 2001 by Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady' --'Mufflewhump??' click here for definition... Then, of course, there's 's/he'... If I'm writing something and political correctness matters (I hate PC, but I'll use it when I must), I just change all the hes and shes to ones, if I can't pluralise 'em...
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 Posted Jan 3, 2002 by Lucinda (et al) - Dun Researchin' I prefer sie/hir myself, as in 'sie knocked hirself out by banging hir head on the desk'. Everyone's different
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 Posted Jun 17, 2002 by Lucinda (et al) - Dun Researchin' Just to take issue with Twinkle, singular 'they' is valid English, and has been used by such writers as Jane Austen and Shakespeare. It's certainly ugly from a grammatical and stylistic point of view, but it's not necessarilly incorrect.
for more info, see Gender Free Pronouns - A753833 -Martin
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