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Posted May 29, 2001 by  Orcus
[Borg 178]
Humans, surrender your weapons. Your racial indivuality will be added to our own, Resistance is futile! Death is irrelevant.
*blast the ground a few times with an ion cannon*
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Posted May 29, 2001 by Munchkin
[Dalek #4, stuck in concrete just over the way] I wouldn't even bother mate, the place is just not worth it. No TV, very muddy, and dull conversation.
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Posted May 29, 2001 by Floh Fortuneswell
[Brian]
Borg ite domum
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Posted May 29, 2001 by Orcus
[Borg drone]
*Assimilates Brian*
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Posted May 29, 2001 by Floh Fortuneswell
[vanishing Brian]
Some things in life are bad
they can really make you mad
other things just make you swear and cuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Posted May 29, 2001 by Galaxy Babe - December's BATS @ A60113837
[Borg Queen's head]
*attaches to Borg Queen's body*
*shakes body and steps forward*
We are the Borg.
 Brian {now known as 17 of 42} under the chin.
You are SO much more attractive now, 17 of 42.
You may attend your Queen tonight, after your duty shift.
You will tell us everything you know about these puny Earthlings.
There are some things we wish to know about this puny before we assimilate it.
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Posted May 29, 2001 by Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42!
[Sexy ex-Borg chick]
*beams aboard*
*shoots phaser at several Borg drones*
*runs about a bit without breaking into a sweat*
*runs at Borg Queen and grapples her to the ground*
[Batmanesque-type-sound effects]
SMASH!
SPLAT!
KICK!
OOF!
PUNCH!
[Borg Queen]
Where are the bodyguards?
Destroy this peroxide-silicone-enhanced-half-breed!
[Sexy ex-Borg chick]
How dare you call me a half-breed!
*SLAP*
*PUNCH*
[Borg Queen]
*falls unconscious*
*head rolls off*
[Sexy ex-Borg chick]
*grabs 17 of 42 and changes him back into Brian*
[Brian]
Wha....?
[Sexy ex-Borg chick]
*touches com badge*
Seven of Nine to Voyager.
Mission accomplished Captain.
Two to beam aboard.
[Transporter beam]
*activates*
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Posted May 29, 2001 by Bob Gone for good read the jornal
The middle ages are more exiting than my history teacher told us 
can I offer you a  pritty borg lady??
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Posted May 29, 2001 by Orcus
[Borg 5 of 80]
Sticks out at Brian as he beams out.
Splitter!
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Posted May 29, 2001 by Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42!
[Sexy ex-Borg chick]
*beams back aboard and grabs 5*
Fancy coming back to my place?
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Posted May 29, 2001 by Orcus
[Borg 5 of 80]
Wellll. Only if you promise to assimilate me
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Posted May 29, 2001 by Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42!
[Sexy ex-Borg chick]
I never make promises.
I will require some assistance in extricating myself from this leather catsuit though.
Would you care to assist me, 5?
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Posted May 29, 2001 by Orcus
[Borg 5 of 80]
Certainly!
*raises circular saw attachment on right hand and activated it*
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
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Posted May 29, 2001 by Galaxy Babe - December's BATS @ A60113837
[42 of 42]
*watches with interest*
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Posted Jun 5, 2001 by Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42!
[sexy ex-Borg chick]
Perfect!
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Posted Jun 8, 2001 by Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents.
[Merlin]
*into beard*
This was not quite the spell I meant...
[Morgaine]
You need to be more careful when you mutter strange phrases into those secret viles of yours...
[Merlin]
Resistance is futile! Resistance is futile! I was just trying to make sure the bl***y stuff worked!
(sorry, not that funny, best I can do for right now)
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Posted Jun 9, 2001 by Galaxy Babe - December's BATS @ A60113837
[42 0f 42]
Sexy ex-Borg chick, aren't you going to catch your death of cold like that?
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Posted Jun 13, 2001 by Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42!
[sexy ex-Borg chick]
No, I am strong.
Does my nakedness bother anyone else here?
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Posted Jun 13, 2001 by Floh Fortuneswell
[Brian]
Certainly not
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Posted Jun 13, 2001 by Galaxy Babe - December's BATS @ A60113837
[Hugh]
*fetches large towel to cover her up*
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