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Another Funny One
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Posted Sep 25, 2003 by amir
To the tune of "When The Saints Go Marching In", for when you're at a particularly unimpressive stadium...

I've Got A Shed
I've Got A Shed
I've Got A Shed As Big As This
It's Got A Door, And A Window
I've Got A Shed As Big As This...

(Repeat as necessary)

Also, it's not really a chant (and I think it's a Clough-ism), but when footballers of a less-skilful nature can't control the ball that well, I've heard the phrase "That lad couldn't tap a bag of cement"...

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