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Posted May 1, 1999 by Researcher 32284
Does anyone realise how annoying it is to work with someone who has never been nearer the East End than St Johns Wood, but thinks that this is a cool way to speak?
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Posted Jun 6, 1999 by Neil Corry
Go a mate who is well East End. He quite likes my Manc accent. But do know what you're saying about the dialect. And do you know why it's traffic 'jam'? Because we go round in jam jars (cars).
Well cool.
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Posted Jul 23, 1999 by The man in the shack
By the way, H2G2, It's "Luvvly jubbly", not "Luverly juverly".
Sorry to be pedantic about it. I just thought you might be from surrey, and therefore in need of correction.
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Posted Jul 23, 1999 by Rojo Habe (48-1+2-7)
I don't Adam n' Eve you about the traffic jam thing. It's called a traffic jam because the frog's all jammed up with motors, like a logjam.
Do me a lemon.
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Posted Jul 23, 1999 by Fate Amenable To Change
elephants - elephants ears - beers!
Toe-rag - slag!
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Posted Jul 23, 1999 by Evil Giraffe
'Arris = backside. The tortured route it takes is - 'Arris = Aristotle, Aristotle = Bottle, Bottle & Glass = Arse. The truoble with Cockneys is they have too much time on their brass bands!
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Posted Jul 23, 1999 by Fate Amenable To Change
or Brighton sands, or frying pans
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Posted Jul 23, 1999 by Evil Giraffe
... or comic sans! That's computer cockney, by the way.
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Posted Jul 23, 1999 by Fate Amenable To Change
....and bottle and glass is more a reference to stealing...
Computer cockney?? Now I've heard it all.
Any one got any new cockney (except the Pete Tong reference)
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Posted Jul 23, 1999 by Evil Giraffe
Jar-jar Binks - Drinks. Imagine the the scene ... "Bob, get the Jar-jars in!"
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Posted Jul 23, 1999 by Fate Amenable To Change
It's not cockney but it's great slang -
tits = waccamammas
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Posted Jul 23, 1999 by Evil Giraffe
... or Thr'pennies, as they say so charmingly in the East End. (Dahn va Ees En ov Lahndahn!)
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Posted Jul 23, 1999 by The Wisest Fool
Get the Britneys in lads.
Britney Spears = Beers.
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Posted Jul 23, 1999 by Fate Amenable To Change
Tea leaf = theif
Tea bag = ?
Arse = Kyhber, much less convoluted
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Posted Jul 23, 1999 by The man in the shack
Cheers, mines a pint of Nelson!
Nelson Mandela = Stella
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Posted Jul 24, 1999 by The man in the shack
Hurry up, then. I wanna get Brahms and Liszt.
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Posted Jul 24, 1999 by The man in the shack
And get us some pork scratchings while your there.
I'm Lee Marvin.
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Posted Jul 24, 1999 by The man in the shack
Sod this for a game of soldiers, I'm going for a Ruby.
(Ruby murray = curry)
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Posted Jul 24, 1999 by Fate Amenable To Change
Love to get the beers in me old china, but some feather plucker has half inched all me bees
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Posted Jul 24, 1999 by The man in the shack
Or Earthas.
Eartha Kitts = tits.
Or the much loved term Bristols.
Bristol Cities = titties.
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