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Posted Apr 14, 2001 by Elly- full of the joys of <sneeze>
Hello, Tim! I'll be one of those who call you Tim, ok? Well- I've been told to ask for uniform over here- so here I am, waiting to sign up all those forms.
<salute> Elly
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Posted Apr 14, 2001 by The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink.
Hmm... a new thread on my site... I suppose I should reply. 
Greetings Lady Elly, and welcome to the Thingite Armoury. You'll need to sign the following form with blood preferably... if your a mite squeamish you can use a blue or black ballpoint pen.
Follow me down this hallway, and we shall pick out your breastplate, you can choose from the 3 models here, Gold, Silver, and Aluminum Foil. Then you can pick your sidearm, ::: holds up a box of Titanium Sporks ::: and your main weapon ::: gestures to the long rows of shelves stocked with weapons in the armoury ::: Anything else you need, please check out with me. The armoury is at your disposal.
-Gook, your friendly neighborhood Master at Arms
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Posted Apr 14, 2001 by Elly- full of the joys of <sneeze>
Well, I shall sign with a pen, being the Anemic girl that I am... I'll take the golden Breastplate, and a Bow and Arrows, and a small Knife. What about a helmet? No? ok, then- I'm ready!
--Sign--Elly
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Posted Apr 15, 2001 by The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink.
Oh, of course you can have a helmet! I totally forgot about that along with the other elements of armour. Again, feel free!
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Posted Apr 15, 2001 by Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents.
You know... I don't think I was ever officially outfitted... I have my priestess outfit, and my spork in the little thingie above my boot on my calf, but I think that maybe that'll be a bit cumbersome if we do any kind of real fighting once we get to the Towers.
Hmmm... what kind of armour choices do ya have? 
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Posted Apr 15, 2001 by Shea the Sarcastic: Play Ball!
All Thingite guards must wear the traditional winged helmet, my Counselor ... and since you are below me, as you pointed out earlier, ( ) and I am only wearing a silver breastplate, I suggest you downgrade from the gold. Not only will our breastplates clash, but titanium looks so much nicer with silver don't you think?
Oh, Master-at-Arms? Might I suggest a bronze breastplate as opposed to an aluminum foil one? I know it's not as good while baking, but it holds up better under battle conditions, no?
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Posted Apr 15, 2001 by Bob Gone for good read the jornal
I ant wein ano wingingd helet...but I will weare the rest of that stuff..but I am soory I need another brest plate I am using mine to coock a chicken 
can I have a sport...and Shea you would be so proud of me I have the guinness drinking all sorted now
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Posted Apr 15, 2001 by Elly- full of the joys of <sneeze>
* in a military fashion- puts gold Breastplate away*
<sniff> Oh, well, I'll take the Silver one! And the <goofy> helmet!...
*Turns to Shea... *
Hey, we're Twins!!!
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Posted Apr 15, 2001 by Shea the Sarcastic: Play Ball!
 and <knish> to Bob (in military fashion, of course).
El (also in proper military fashion) You're a real trooper!
*gives her a New York-style sock on the arm*
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Posted Apr 15, 2001 by Elly- full of the joys of <sneeze>
What's with the sock? Is it clean?
E (on a no-Smiley day)
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Posted Apr 15, 2001 by Shea the Sarcastic: Play Ball!
Main Entry: sock
Function: verb
Etymology: origin unknown
Date: circa 1700
transitive senses : to hit, strike, or apply forcefully <sock a home run> <an area socked by a blizzard>
But a New York-style sock in the arm isn't forceful, it's just a fist kinda nudged into someone's upper arm. Ya know ...
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Posted Apr 15, 2001 by Elly- full of the joys of <sneeze>
Oh! That! I hated that! In the army they give you painful ones on everything you achieve <like a higher rank>, if nothing else <eggs, cheese, flour, jam, etc...>
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Posted Apr 15, 2001 by Shea the Sarcastic: Play Ball!
So you're saying that I should start making these painful?
And begin pelting people with eggs, cheese, flour, jam, etc...
We are nothing if not regulation in this army!
*picks up assorted food products, testing them for projectile-ability*
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Posted Apr 15, 2001 by Bob Gone for good read the jornal
waight...we have a catapult espechally for that
*hands her the catapult*
fier away
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Posted Apr 15, 2001 by Shea the Sarcastic: Play Ball!
Well done, Bob! Have a 
Works well!
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Posted Apr 15, 2001 by Bob Gone for good read the jornal
*Bows*
I have many talents...drinking si the best one though
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Posted Apr 15, 2001 by ÅçïÐßåth© H2G2-you can check out but you'll never leave!
::walks in, SPLAT:: who was that ::wipes face::
Hallo MaA, i'd like a new Grand Visier outfit please, you know, cloak, pointy hat, magic staff, that sort of thing. If possible can it be from "Forgoten Realms AD&D" thank you.
ab
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Posted Apr 15, 2001 by Bob Gone for good read the jornal
Put pourple sparkly things on it to thats always fun
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Posted Apr 15, 2001 by Elly- full of the joys of <sneeze>
Or just golden stars, that should do the trick!
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Posted Apr 15, 2001 by Parrferris - Clot
"....and I am only wearing a silver breastplate...."
Good Grief, Shea, cover yourself up woman 
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