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A crest depicting a chinchilla called 'Greg' wearing a spiked collar.
 
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A crest depicting a chinchilla called 'Greg' wearing a spiked collar.
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A crest depicting a chinchilla called 'Greg' wearing a spiked collar.
A crest depicting a chinchilla called 'Greg' wearing a spiked collar.
A crest depicting a chinchilla called 'Greg' wearing a spiked collar.
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Footnose.
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Posted 5 Weeks Ago by 2legs -- Help, I'm a rock.
There is a foot on my nose,
how it got there nobody seems to knows,
So I sit here,
With a foot on my nose,
and the feeling of the foot on the nose just continues to grows,
why is there a foot on my nose?
its a feeling, perhaps apon me it grows... erm weird run

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Footnose.
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Posted 5 Weeks Ago by toybox - 713705 searching future
"faire un pied de nez à quelqu'un": to thumb one's nose at someone.

Methinks you want to be cheeky to someone.

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Footnose.
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Posted 5 Weeks Ago by Happy Nerd
Have you taken up yoga?

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Footnose.
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Posted 5 Weeks Ago by lanzababy - Pirate - Scout - adrift on life's ocean
Perhaps it is a variety of footinmouth ???

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Footnose.
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Posted 5 Weeks Ago by 2legs -- Help, I'm a rock.
argggghhhhhh! I have to go out puff I wasn't expecting that yikes run

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Posted 5 Weeks Ago by toybox - 713705 searching future
Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition tomato tomato tomato flan

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Footnose.
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Posted 5 Weeks Ago by 2legs -- Help, I'm a rock.
Ahh haa! but the spanish inquisition is exactly who I am* expecting! and no one expects me to be expecting the spanish inquisition! evilgrin Oops I best get ready to head off out to insanity and beyond... yet again run

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Footnose.
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Posted 5 Weeks Ago by toybox - 713705 searching future
Ha, but they expect you not expecting that someone expects you expecting, eeeer... No, buggrit, we do it again.

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Aha, nobody expects the Spanish inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are, such elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn!

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Posted 5 Weeks Ago by 2legs -- Help, I'm a rock.
Ahh! but no one expects four litres of vodka 6 litres of cider and some very cheap but strong lager!
err or the Spanish inquisition.... doh or hamsters.... or handcuffs.... or a foot on my nose... or... beef stew and dumplings... doh

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Posted 5 Weeks Ago by Ev
Or, indeed,the existence of Penge
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Posted 5 Weeks Ago by Online NowKing Bomba (Bismarck? But I don't even *like* cigars!)
Your nose has grown a foot? Don't believe ya. <pinnochio> winkeye

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Footnose.
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Posted 5 Weeks Ago by 2legs -- Help, I'm a rock.
snork applause
You have won the prize... you have just made me snork the first mouthfull of coffee on to this new, and previously a coffee virgin keyboard snork zen footinmouth

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