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Posted Oct 7, 2004 by 'Mazin'MadFiddler - MMF - Apprentice to the Fledgling Art of Positive Mental Attitude aka FAPMA - Keeper of Mustalids.
*Carefully takes a  and slides over, seruptitiously, to the evil reading being, and drives it between the dongle and the spline, creating a two-way synaptic meltdown causing the evil reading being to recite the blog backwards, creating twice as mch to be read.*
Ha! No cheating allowed here. The only way is from post one and forwards, through the Cowboy theme park, past Evil Roy, avoiding Scuttle , until you eventually reach here. Now be off and we'll see you in 7 weeks next Dontbry. And no skipping posts. Clive  Oh worshipful Lord will set you a test on your return.....
*Snigger snigger....a 4 day old 5th columnist and thinks he can fool old retired Scuttle ?  *
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Posted Oct 7, 2004 by mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing
It's a fair cop guvnor! 
I shall dissolve the evil reader in some foul solvent but do humbly request 8 weeks next Doobry. Having just ingratiated myself to one part of the trinity known as GB I don't want to waste the effort by doing foolishness. he/they may invoke a door related freak accident for me!
I bend and raise my boffin back lump while wringing my hands in supplication.
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Posted Oct 8, 2004 by GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011
Never mind door related accidents, just imagine what I could do with the eunuchs!!! 
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Posted Oct 8, 2004 by mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing
"""Shudder""" doesn't bear thinking about... too late- thinking about it! AAAAaaaaaarrrrrrrggghhh!!!!!
back, back you overweight, high singing, emasculated thing you will not defeat the mad boffin, founder (and so far only) member of the evil scientist corporation, ninja chemist division!
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Posted Oct 8, 2004 by GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011
I'm not overweight, high singing, or emasculated. And I'm certainly not a day of the week. 
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Posted Oct 8, 2004 by Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too)
Hi, iamamadboffin. Can I be a member of the evil scientist corporation?
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Posted Oct 8, 2004 by Narapoia
I'd just like to say I think you're all very cruel to tease iamamadboffin like that. Fancy telling a newby they have to read all the backlog and that Clive will test them on it! That would imply that our beloved ostrich reads the backlog! Let's not stretch things too far, eh?
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Posted Oct 8, 2004 by mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing
your in.
no logo, no fancy vision...just do evil deeds to any non thingites, non Pythonists or non-MotMV's and you will have a fellowship!
But remember to use plenty of pseudo science speak to baffle and bore your enemies into submission!
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Posted Oct 8, 2004 by mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing
I thought my random babblings might confuse and upset... you see my boffinist tactics in action. Confuse by babbling or the randon use of pseudo science then STRIKE! (havn't quite worked out the last bit tho')
Why would I risk the wrath of a deity by calling it/them/him/her names?
you don't surely have to look like those you rule over?
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Posted Oct 8, 2004 by mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing
mean't to tell you FPR, you will be allowed to use the designation FENC after your name if you wish (Fellow of the Evil Ninja Chemists)
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Posted Oct 8, 2004 by Watermusic
Has the mad boffin collected a yet?
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Posted Oct 9, 2004 by The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink.
mb, you may want to peruse the Armoury's lab sometime... very well stocked for your ninja needs. 
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Posted Oct 9, 2004 by Estelendur (AKA Esty)
Coren: Ooo, armoury, I can help with armoury!  I can find my way around it, anyway...
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Posted Oct 9, 2004 by Estelendur (AKA Esty)
Coren: PS trying to read the blog is hopeless
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