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Posted Aug 4, 2001 by Joe the Dragon
Can I spit if a fly goes in my mouth? Because I might choke on it otherwise, and have to sue you for pain and suffering.
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Posted Aug 5, 2001 by Tango
If it says no spitting, then there is to be _no_ spitting. Rules are Rules. 
Tango
Guru
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Posted Aug 5, 2001 by Mina - Older on the outside, inside still 14
You could try opening your mouth, and letting it drool out instead of spitting.
Still pretty disgusting though.
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Posted Aug 7, 2001 by Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga
Why not use your fingers to get it out?
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Posted Sep 12, 2001 by The Prodigal
I beleive the new European Politically Correct View runs as followed.
12.b.i
First, fly must enter complete and dated mouth entry forms.
12.b.ii
The fly may be removed by government agencies prior to said person of no particular age, colour, sex or star sign intervention if above forms are not correct.
12.b.iii
Removal by person of no particular age, colour, sex or star sign is an offence unless the existance of a particular age, colour, sex or star sign causes goverment agencies unseen problems and legal harrasment in doing so.
12.b.iv
The person of no particular age, colour, sex or star sign may ask for permission to remove fly by non-spitting means assuming the ability to spit is not a disability of said person in which case we have no right to tell you what you can and cannot do.
12.b.v
Fly removal forms are available from the Home Office in Belarus.
Requests will be processed within 48 hours, assuming normal workload of workers which of course have no particular age, colour, sex or star sign
12.b.vi
When fly removal form has been processed by a licensed attourney, said person may remove fly with licensed fly removal spoon [patent124y4964357]. If you do not have a spoon, one will be provided for you.
12.b.vii
You will be sent medical bills for grievous bodily harm of fly.
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Posted Oct 1, 2001 by Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round)
What about the 1997 ammendment 12biiA) part 4 section 2.
If said fly is distantly related to Neville the fruit fly's grandmother Edith (on his mothers side) Or has a prior history (including at least one conviction) of fly-entering-mouth aggressive behavioural tendencies, without a signed report of confirmation from a qualified Psychiatrist exempting responsibility on psychological grounds. Then all Fly related medical bills forwarded to others than the fly are voided or to be payed by the state? (or was that the 1995 fly edibility issues bill amendment????)
Big Bad Bolshevik Bob
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Posted Oct 1, 2001 by Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round)
It is my personal belief that you are perfectly capable of the above mentioned act(unless it is a very huge fly and blocks your mouth completly). Whether it is allowed or not is another matter. However from personal experiance, I can state that Blue bottles taste like srawberry, so there is no reason for any spitting. So there 
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Posted Oct 1, 2001 by Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round)
At that current moment I was not Big Bad Bolshevik Bob, I was Covert Bob.(Its complicated, but I don't think it's schitzophrenia)
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Posted Jan 14, 2003 by The Prodigal
I really don't remember typing all this, if I was drunk then I was capable of surprisingly organised thoughts..
I didn't even realise I was a researcher untill I tried my universal password...
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Posted Jan 20, 2003 by b9nr515
swallow
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Posted Jan 20, 2003 by Tango
I'd rather not!!
I also don't remember typing some of the things that appeared when the legacy postings came back!!
Tango
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Posted Jan 22, 2003 by b9nr515
The real question might be how did it get there.
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Posted Jan 22, 2003 by Tango
i was assuming it had flown in...
Tango
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Posted Jan 23, 2003 by b9nr515
Cover your mouth when you yawn.
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Posted Jan 31, 2003 by Tango
Ah, now there's a suggestion we didn't think of before...
Tango
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Posted Feb 5, 2003 by Hathornefer (ACE) Near miss - isnt that what you'd call a hit
Have you considered not choking on it?
You could be environmentally friendly and let it live there for a while. Be pleased another living creature loves you!
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Posted Feb 5, 2003 by b9nr515
Flys only live a few weeks, so is it worth it?
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Posted Feb 17, 2003 by FraudPrefect
Could you not just move to somewhere less fly-ridden? Anyway, they say there's good eating on many insects. Does that include flies and if so does anyone know if the calorific content is less than the gonna-poison-you content?
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Posted Feb 19, 2003 by FridgeMagnet
I personally would rather suspect that the calorific content of a fly is minimal to say the least. The real question here, I would immagine, is would one want to allow a fly to house itself in ones' mouth, without the proper paperwork and without knowing it's place of origin. In these highly volatile times, all creatures should be made aware of the need for proper screening and beaurocratic procedure. After all, I'm sure we all know what happened to the old lady who swallowed a fly...a barage of undesirables followed.
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