 Posted Jul 30, 2009 by Deb Yow can't wash yor ands in a bison.
Noddy Holder was going to a 70's night and was discussing his outfit with a mate.
Noddy: "Well, I've got my platform shoes, my flares, my big-collared shirt. What else do in need?"
Mate: "Kipper tie?"
Noddy: "No thanks, mate, but I wouldn't mind a coffee"
Deb
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 Posted Jul 30, 2009 by Mol ... trying to get organised
But you *can* wash your hands in a bison.
I'm suddenly feeling very posh.
Mol
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 Posted Jul 30, 2009 by Asteroid Lil My Brummie husband tried (unsuccessfully) to teach me to say "Ten Gold Leaf and a pint of mild" in the accent. Eventually I developed enough of an ear to distinguish between 'lines' and 'lanes' when spoken.
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 Posted Jul 31, 2009 by Deb
How stupid do I feel now?
That should, of course, have read: "You can't wash your hands in a buffalo".
I previewed too!
Deb
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 Posted Aug 1, 2009 by Mol ... trying to get organised If it's any consolation, you still made me laugh
Mol
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