BBC Home

Explore the BBC

h2g2
7th January 2010
Accessibility help
Text only

.

Conversation Forum


SEARCH h2g2
Edited Entries only
Search h2g2Advanced Search


New visitors: Create your membership
Returning members: Sign in
BBC Homepage
The Guide to Life, The Universe and Everything.

This is the Conversation Forum for Haiku Challenge!!!
Contact Us


Like this page?
Send it to a friend!

 
Previous List | Next List | Postings 1-20Postings 21-40Postings 41-60Postings 61-80Postings 81-100Postings 101-120Postings 121-140Postings 141-160Postings 161-180Postings 181-200Postings 201-220Postings 221-240Postings 241-260Postings 261-280Postings 281-300Postings 301-320Postings 321-340Postings 341-360Postings 361-380Postings 381-400Conversation list
<< Haiku Challenge!!!!
Leave your name and a link to your haiku here if you want to be added to this page >>

Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Post: 81
Posted Apr 13, 2001 by iaoth
When King Mustard died
his last words were very faint:
"*mumble mumble* *gasp!*"

Next: Alliteration, Hagar the Horrible and hell. smiley

Reply 

Previous PostNext Post
Click to Make a Complaint
The Parent Posting, to Which This is a Reply
An Older Reply to the Parent PostingThis PostingA Newer Reply to the Parent Posting
The First Reply to This Posting

Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Post: 82
Posted Apr 13, 2001 by Jhos the Left Ear (help to build the Library of Dreams at A535899 !)
Force Hagar to speak
In alliterations only
And he is in hell.

Next: peas, fleas and ...the exorcist !

Reply 

Previous PostNext Post
Click to Make a Complaint
The Parent Posting, to Which This is a Reply
An Older Reply to the Parent PostingThis PostingA Newer Reply to the Parent Posting
The First Reply to This Posting

Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Post: 83
Posted Apr 13, 2001 by Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant
Oscar Wilde's Last
Words were not on monarchy
Nor About Mustard

(Either that wallpaper goes, or I do!)

Next: Hamlet(Prince of Denmark), France(European Country), and Thomas Aquinas(a Catholic Saint)

Reply 

Previous PostNext Post
Click to Make a Complaint
The Parent Posting, to Which This is a Reply
An Older Reply to the Parent PostingThis PostingA Newer Reply to the Parent Posting
The First Reply to This Posting

Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Post: 84
Posted Apr 13, 2001 by Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant
Sorry, my fault. Anyway,

First her parents thought
she was possessed (spiting peas)
She just had an itch.

Next: Hamlet(Prince of Denmark), France(European Country), and Thomas Aquinas(a Catholic Saint)


Reply 

Previous PostNext Post
Click to Make a Complaint
The Parent Posting, to Which This is a Reply
An Older Reply to the Parent PostingThis PostingA Newer Reply to the Parent Posting
The First Reply to This Posting

Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Post: 85
Posted Apr 14, 2001 by Percy the Snoodle
Thomas Aquinas,
France and Hamlet, need info
in parentheses.

Next: Brackets and Braces and Bears (Oh my!)

Reply 

Previous PostNext Post
Click to Make a Complaint
The Parent Posting, to Which This is a Reply
An Older Reply to the Parent PostingThis PostingA Newer Reply to the Parent Posting
The First Reply to This Posting

Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Post: 86
Posted Apr 15, 2001 by Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant
an exclamation
from a bear with new braces
was set in brackets

Next: werewolves, Princess Di, and Leningrad.

Reply 

Previous PostNext Post
Click to Make a Complaint
The Parent Posting, to Which This is a Reply
An Older Reply to the Parent PostingThis PostingA Newer Reply to the Parent Posting
The First Reply to This Posting

Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Post: 87
Posted Apr 15, 2001 by Jhos the Left Ear (help to build the Library of Dreams at A535899 !)
Di's murders are in
Leningrad - Wervolves will kill
me if I tell you

Next: Insects, incense and innocence






Reply 

Previous PostNext Post
Click to Make a Complaint
The Parent Posting, to Which This is a Reply
An Older Reply to the Parent PostingThis PostingA Newer Reply to the Parent Posting
The First Reply to This Posting

Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Post: 88
Posted Apr 15, 2001 by Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant
Insects lost all their
innocence while smoking some
pot and incense *POOF*

Next: Angles, insects, and Hadrian's wall...

Reply 

Previous PostNext Post
Click to Make a Complaint
The Parent Posting, to Which This is a Reply
An Older Reply to the Parent PostingThis PostingA Newer Reply to the Parent Posting
The First Reply to This Posting

Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Post: 89
Posted Apr 18, 2001 by Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant
great wing-ed angles
lifted insects to heaven
on Hadrien's wall

Next: Dollars, Pounds, and Francs

Reply 

Previous PostNext Post
Click to Make a Complaint
The Parent Posting, to Which This is a Reply
An Older Reply to the Parent PostingThis PostingA Newer Reply to the Parent Posting
The First Reply to This Posting

Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Post: 90
Posted Apr 19, 2001 by Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant
Hello? Dollars Pounds and Francs, please!

Reply 

Previous PostNext Post
Click to Make a Complaint
The Parent Posting, to Which This is a Reply
An Older Reply to the Parent PostingThis PostingA Newer Reply to the Parent Posting
The First Reply to This Posting

Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Post: 91
Posted Apr 19, 2001 by Aurora (Muse au Chocolat; Muse of Fancy Footwear and Seraph of High Heels)
Dollars and Pounds stay.
But Francs (and others) vanish
after the Euro...!

Next: bell, book and candle

Aurora zoom


Reply 

Previous PostNext Post
Click to Make a Complaint
The Parent Posting, to Which This is a Reply
An Older Reply to the Parent PostingThis PostingA Newer Reply to the Parent Posting
The First Reply to This Posting

Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Post: 92
Posted Apr 19, 2001 by Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant
Sharon rang a bell
opened her book and lit up
candle magic *poof*

Reply 

Previous PostNext Post
Click to Make a Complaint
The Parent Posting, to Which This is a Reply
An Older Reply to the Parent PostingThis PostingA Newer Reply to the Parent Posting
The First Reply to This Posting

Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Post: 93
Posted Apr 19, 2001 by Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant
Sharon rang a bell
opened her book and lit up
candle magic *poof*

Next: Grandmothers, squirels, and telephone answering machines

Reply 

Previous PostNext Post
Click to Make a Complaint
The Parent Posting, to Which This is a Reply
An Older Reply to the Parent PostingThis PostingA Newer Reply to the Parent Posting
The First Reply to This Posting

Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Post: 94
Posted Apr 20, 2001 by Helium Bandit
"hello. my squirrel
is not home. my grandmother
will take a message"

next: electioneering, racketeering, and orienteering

Reply 

Previous PostNext Post
Click to Make a Complaint
The Parent Posting, to Which This is a Reply
An Older Reply to the Parent PostingThis PostingA Newer Reply to the Parent Posting
The First Reply to This Posting

Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Post: 95
Posted Apr 20, 2001 by Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant
Chan wears ear-rings
on special occasions like
voting or tennis.

Next: Paper, rocks, and scisors.

Reply 

Previous PostNext Post
Click to Make a Complaint
The Parent Posting, to Which This is a Reply
An Older Reply to the Parent PostingThis PostingA Newer Reply to the Parent Posting
The First Reply to This Posting

Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Post: 96
Posted Apr 20, 2001 by iaoth
Paper wins over
rock wins over scissors wins
over the paper.

Next: h2g2, the BBC and peer to peer applications

Reply 

Previous PostNext Post
Click to Make a Complaint
The Parent Posting, to Which This is a Reply
An Older Reply to the Parent PostingThis PostingA Newer Reply to the Parent Posting
The First Reply to This Posting

Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Post: 97
Posted Apr 20, 2001 by Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant
Jen of B B C
peers over her resume
for H 2 G 2

Next: Paperclips, Religious Icons, and body piercings.

Reply 

Previous PostNext Post
Click to Make a Complaint
The Parent Posting, to Which This is a Reply
An Older Reply to the Parent PostingThis PostingA Newer Reply to the Parent Posting
The First Reply to This Posting

Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Post: 98
Posted Apr 20, 2001 by iaoth
I pray to the clip
and wear it as an earring
and keep papers there.

(Practical.)

Next: Sand dunes, a message in a bottle and depressed elefants.

Reply 

Previous PostNext Post
Click to Make a Complaint
The Parent Posting, to Which This is a Reply
An Older Reply to the Parent PostingThis PostingA Newer Reply to the Parent Posting
The First Reply to This Posting

Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Post: 99
Posted Apr 20, 2001 by Helium Bandit
wind sculpted sands hold
a green bottle. a message:
"I've been truncated" sadface

I promised myself that I would never again use the word 'truncated' in an elephant related pun. I'm sorry.

next: cartography, biceps and rug weaving

Reply 

Previous PostNext Post
Click to Make a Complaint
The Parent Posting, to Which This is a Reply
An Older Reply to the Parent PostingThis PostingA Newer Reply to the Parent Posting
The First Reply to This Posting

Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Post: 100
Posted Apr 21, 2001 by Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant
Carson wove a rug
It was a map to freedom
his biceps burdoned

(I was inspired by the underground railway quilt)

Next: salad forks, pine scented candles, and nighttime breezes...

Reply 

Previous PostNext Post
Click to Make a Complaint
The Parent Posting, to Which This is a Reply
An Older Reply to the Parent PostingThis PostingA Newer Reply to the Parent Posting
The First Reply to This Posting

Key
Navigation Example
A: An older reply to the parent Posting
B: The parent Posting, to which this is a reply
C: A newer reply to the parent posting
D: The first reply to this Posting
Click to Make a Complaint
 Click on this icon to make a complaint about a specific Posting
Previous List | Next List | Postings 1-20Postings 21-40Postings 41-60Postings 61-80Postings 81-100Postings 101-120Postings 121-140Postings 141-160Postings 161-180Postings 181-200Postings 201-220Postings 221-240Postings 241-260Postings 261-280Postings 281-300Postings 301-320Postings 321-340Postings 341-360Postings 361-380Postings 381-400Conversation list
<< Haiku Challenge!!!!
Leave your name and a link to your haiku here if you want to be added to this page >>






Disclaimer

Most of the content on h2g2 is created by h2g2's Researchers, who are members of the public. The views expressed are theirs and unless specifically stated are not those of the BBC. The BBC is not responsible for the content of any external sites referenced. In the event that you consider anything on this page to be in breach of the site's House Rules, please click here. For any other comments, please click on the Feedback button above.




About the BBC | Help | Terms of Use | Privacy & Cookies Policy