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Posted Nov 23, 2001 by Julie Andrews
Could it be? Ah, no
Alas it is not to be
What I thought it was
Next: Ancient Egypt, falcon, moon
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Posted Nov 25, 2001 by Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly
ancient Egypt: a
falcon was thought to eat the
moon, causing phases.
(not based on any actual facts, i just made that up. )
gumbo, bears, and talking pigs
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Posted Nov 26, 2001 by Julie Andrews
Both Babe and Wilbur
Discus eating gumbo with
Tiny Bears. Charlotte?
Next: Addictions, restrictions, contradictions
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Posted Nov 26, 2001 by Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish
Give me more of less,
I must not do what I don't,
Now the Haiku starts.
nt: custards, mustards, bustards.
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Posted Nov 26, 2001 by Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42
Mustard is quite good
But it's not good on custard,
You stupid bustard
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Posted Nov 28, 2001 by Julie Andrews
Cows furrow their brows
When sent to pull the long plows
Through the frozen earth
Next: Bears, pears, and chairs
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Posted Nov 28, 2001 by Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly
a bear stands on a
chair to pluck from a pear tree,
since he can't climb trees.
stars, watching from afar, spar
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Posted Nov 28, 2001 by Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly
change that last line to "since he cannot climb"
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Posted Nov 28, 2001 by 2legs -- slimey toads and creeping gnomes.
Stars, standing, watching
in the distance whilst people
enter the open spar
NT's: Bride Wide ride.
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Posted Nov 29, 2001 by Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish
A wide bride rode out,
searching for her husband fair,
a small skinny groom.
nt: Mackeral, Tackle, Haggle.
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Posted Nov 29, 2001 by Paul H . If you think I look old, you should see my father
Quarterbacks haggle
over mackerel at fifty-
yard line, then tackle!
Next topics: dolls, malls, and squalls
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Posted Dec 5, 2001 by Julie Andrews
Barbie, in a squall
Saught shelter in a big mall
And was trampled flat.
Next: Dance, trance, France, and stance.
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Posted Dec 11, 2001 by Anglais Patriotique
Dancing to French trance
music does necessitate
assuming a stance.
Um... that was four, I think. Probably why it's so crap, eh?
Next topics: ICBMs, toads, and hovercraft.
Anglais Patriotique 
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Posted Dec 11, 2001 by Paul H . If you think I look old, you should see my father
Toads in hovercraft
send ICBMs against
alien frogships.
Next topics: Invasion by clowns from another planet
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Posted Dec 14, 2001 by Julie Andrews
The clowns came in ships
And shot at us with ray guns
And stole all our Spam.
Next: WWII and pies.
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Posted Dec 14, 2001 by Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish
Due to rationing,
We would eat pies made out of:
egg, glue, dust and grass.
nt: Invasion of the lorry snatchers.
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Posted Dec 21, 2001 by Julie Andrews
The lorry snatchers
Snatched all of our lorries and
Now we can't transport
Next: Cargo, VanGough, and Gas-N-Go
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Posted Jan 2, 2002 by Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish
"Need Gas. Got cargo
for Van Gogh's plastic surgeon-"
"What have we ear then?"
nt: drastic fantastic plastic.
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Posted Jan 3, 2002 by Julie Andrews
Fantastic Plastic
Splats; and must be hindered with
Drastic elastic
Next: Comatose, commas, toast
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