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Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Post: 921
Posted Jun 6, 2003 by Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42
forgot nt
cheesecake, neurosurgery, airplane

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Post: 922
Posted Aug 5, 2003 by the blue pootle
Flightless bird, I test
Your running speed away from
Loud violent bangs.

Next: dungarees, nasal hair and Beethoven

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Post: 923
Posted Aug 5, 2003 by 2legs- So, this is reality?- I reject this reality and replace it with my own.
Beethoven drifting,
wafting my nasal hair
drop my dungarees !

erm Hmm, NT's; kilts, cheese, bon jovi.

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Post: 924
Posted Aug 14, 2003 by killerbunny
jon bon jovi in
a kilt is surely not as
cheesy as my feet

NTs: girls, glue and goggles

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Post: 925
Posted Mar 10, 2004 by JonnyMaelstrom
girls look better with
beer goggles on. They sprout two
heads when I sniff glue.

chocolate water and daffodils

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Post: 926
Posted Mar 17, 2004 by ringWraith917
dancing in water
purple daffodils feed me
drugged chocolate chips

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Post: 927
Posted Mar 17, 2004 by ringWraith917
soy, proverbs, nails

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Post: 928
Posted Apr 11, 2004 by Pete, never to have a time-specific nick again (Keeper of Disambiguating Semicolons) - Born in the Year of the Lab Rat
Wow, life smiley

The proverbial
Nails that one is As Tough As
Would rust in soy sauce.

NT: fee, fie, foe (Yes, these are all real English words, even if the first is mainly Shakespearian)

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Post: 929
Posted Apr 19, 2004 by JonnyMaelstrom
The fee I must pay
Is fi'e dollars. That should keep
my foes off my back.

(Cheating? Me? Why not?)

shops, surfing, Kermit the frog

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Post: 930
Posted Oct 30, 2007 by vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670)
Miss Piggy insists:
Online shopping necessary,
No porn for Kermy.

Halloween, darkness, corruption

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Post: 931
Posted Oct 30, 2007 by 2legs- So, this is reality?- I reject this reality and replace it with my own.
Halloween darn kids
lurking in eary darkness,
corruption times past erm
Daisy, bang, bacon.


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Post: 932
Posted Oct 30, 2007 by Paul H . If you think I look old, you should see my father
I'll drive Miss Daisy
To buy some bacon. "Bang! Bang!"
The car backfires. Darn!

Next topics: Gluttony, secret vices, sloth

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Post: 933
Posted Oct 30, 2007 by 2legs- So, this is reality?- I reject this reality and replace it with my own.
Enjoy Gluttony
secret vices are no more
but sloth I deplore

erm Oops it rhymed erm

Next: turtles, plumbers, butter.




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Post: 934
Posted Oct 30, 2007 by Paul H . If you think I look old, you should see my father
Who better to fix
my toilet? A turtle, aye!
He uses butter.

next topics: Ginger, machine guns, and Rita Hayworth



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Post: 935
Posted Jul 27, 2008 by ringWraith917
Three hour tour, with guns
would be rescued. Hayworth stand-
in soon kills first mate.

Next: banannas, golf, and clowns

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Post: 936
Posted Jul 30, 2008 by vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670)
Foolish clown antics,
Banana skins on fairway:
Tiger Woods bogey.

rise of the machines, water, maps



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Post: 937
Posted Jul 31, 2008 by Paul H . If you think I look old, you should see my father
They rose from dank depths,
Water-spackled, gears clanking,
Lost and lacking maps.

Next: Batman, Mahatma Gandhi, and Angelina Jolie.

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Post: 938
Posted Jun 4, 2009 by vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670)
Hunger for Freedom,
Aid refugees plight: Heroes
Trump caped crusader.

ok. That one was hard. lets get things moving again:

Evolution, the Internet, tools.

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