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Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
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Posted Mar 14, 2001 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
I wonder if it's possible to fit THREE topics into haiku?

Let's start with:
amphibians, car racing and violins

devil

Don't forget to post a topic for the next person! smiley

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Posted Mar 14, 2001 by Ottox
I'm not brave enough
so I leave out car racing
and amphibians!
winkeye

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Posted Mar 14, 2001 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
My dog chewing my
toothbrush censored my use of
it pretty darn quick!

next: love letters, gramophones, and thistles

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Posted Mar 14, 2001 by Ottox
Don't use thistles as
gramophone needles or as
loveletter-flowers.

Next: jazzmusic, butter, and larches

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Posted Mar 14, 2001 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
Butter is eaten
best when listening to jazz,
but what are larches?

next: ballpoint pens, acoustic guitars and worms

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Posted Mar 14, 2001 by Aurora (Muse au Chocolat; Muse of Fancy Footwear and Seraph of High Heels)
I have to worm out
of "acoustic guitar" and
"ballpoint pen" topics!

Aurora zoom
(I've got my zoom back!!!!! smiley )

Next topic: babys, bikes and bread

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Posted Mar 14, 2001 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
Babies on bikes should
refrain from eating bread, else
lose concentration.

next: elephants, new shoes and earthquakes

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Post: 8
Posted Mar 14, 2001 by Ottox
d'Elaphant came 'round
looking for new shoes. Zeppo
caused GB-earthquake...

dog

Next: Slowhand, potatoes, telephone

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Post: 9
Posted Mar 15, 2001 by Kes
<COMMENT Good to be back! /COMMENT>

The Slowhand clapp't on
Through long-distance calls about
Tuberous veggies.

Next: Cats, cottages and credit cards.

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Post: 10
Posted Mar 15, 2001 by Ottox
Pub in a cottage!
Never had to use cards there
and the cats are cute!
biggrin

(Guess I can't think of anything but h2g2 today. winkeye )

Next: calenders, bread, and scouts

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Posted Mar 15, 2001 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
Glad to see you, Kes biggrin

The calendar says
it's scout bread making day, so
be glad I'm not one!

next: vegetarians, proverbs and Ayers Rock (AKA Uluru)

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Post: 12
Posted Mar 22, 2001 by Teaserman the Discontinuous
Vegetarian
proverbs are not plentiful
about Ayer's Rock

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Post: 13
Posted Mar 22, 2001 by Teaserman the Discontinuous
Oh, sorry. Next topic: shoes, cabbage, and existence

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Post: 14
Posted Mar 22, 2001 by Kes
Sealing wax and Kings
Exist, Carrol-like, as do
Green veg. and footwear.


so, having got (via cabbage) into Wonderland, let's have:

walrus, walnuts and whisky

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Post: 15
Posted Mar 22, 2001 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
"The time has come," (the
Walrus said) "to fortify
walnut whisky." *Hic*

next: caviar, calculators and cursing

(now you've got me alliterating, Kes smiley )

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Post: 16
Posted Mar 23, 2001 by Teaserman the Discontinuous
D**n calculator!
Its cost equaled caviar
And works just as well.

Next: equinox, eggs, and eulogy

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Post: 17
Posted Mar 23, 2001 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
laugh

That's very good, Teaserman!

Remember our friend
Humpty, who sadly crashed the
equinox party!

I hope THAT makes sense tongueout

next: vegemite, vampires and vanity

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Post: 18
Posted Mar 24, 2001 by Teaserman the Discontinuous
Vegemite vanquished
versimilar Vampires
via vanity
winkeye

next: dairy, darkroom, and derby


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Post: 19
Posted Mar 24, 2001 by Researcher 168963
The secret darkroom
Is where my new dairy cow
Trains for the Derby

Sign me up please

New topic:
boxes, pigs and x-ray machines




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Post: 20
Posted Mar 25, 2001 by Kes
Room to develop
photographs of horse races
Is not with the cows!

Next: Emus, examinations and exclamations!

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