|  Posted Mar 14, 2001 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. The old challenge seems to have mysteriously disappeared! I hope it's just because it had lots of postings and they hadn't time to moderate it yet.
In any case, I did intend to start here once that conversation got too long, so I guess the event's just been precipitated.
So, without further ado, the first topic.
Onion breath
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 Posted Mar 22, 2001 by Teaserman the Discontinuous Onion breath creeping slowly into my nostrils causes reversed lunch
New topic: inflatable rafts
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 Posted Mar 22, 2001 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. *puff* *puff* *puff* *puff* *puff* I pause to take a BIIIIIIIIG breath! *puff* *puff* *puff* *puff* *puff*
Hey Teaserman! Good to have you aboard (most people seem to be lurking around the old conversation, which is why there hasn't been much activity here, but I'm really glad to see you. )! Would you like your name on the haiku challenge page?
Next topic: guavas
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 Posted Mar 23, 2001 by Teaserman the Discontinuous Guava, oh guava, How shall I eat you? Perchance In a jam, or whole.
I would quite like to be on the Haiku Challenge page.
Next: zarf
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 Posted Mar 23, 2001 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. I don't know who zarf is, but I'm sure he deserves his own Haiku here.
next: jupiter
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 Posted Mar 24, 2001 by Ottox * jealous *
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 Posted Mar 24, 2001 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Did you write me haiku, Ottox? You can have your name on the page too if you did.
*Remembers some haiku when the site went down.* That's good enough for me! Would you like to be famous, Ottox? (Although haiku HERE would be nice too!
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 Posted Mar 24, 2001 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry Ottox! I'll add you RIGHT now!
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 Posted Mar 24, 2001 by Ottox - and one in your fan club!
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 Posted Mar 24, 2001 by Teaserman the Discontinuous Silently looming, Jupiter eats asteroids for brunch on Sundays
FYI: A zarf is not a who, but a thing.
next: mint-flavored dental floss
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 Posted Mar 24, 2001 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. I had no idea WHAT it was(which is probably obvious )! Still, never let lack of knowledge get in the way of haiku!
This tastes yummy, but I'm not sure why they leave the floss on my pillow!
next: axel grease
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 Posted Mar 27, 2001 by Teaserman the Discontinuous Axel grease is not a flotation device for an emergency.
next: grandparents
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 Posted Mar 27, 2001 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Babysitters don't come better than their parent's parents; or do they?
next: cold winter mornings
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 Posted Mar 30, 2001 by Teaserman the Discontinuous Cold is subjective, as is morning; each may be in winter; Finis.
next: costumes
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 Posted Apr 1, 2001 by Percy the Snoodle Party upcoming but can i enjoy myself dressed up as a nun?
next: vermouth
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 Posted Apr 6, 2001 by Teaserman the Discontinuous I'm not as smashed as the girl next door. I found her swimming through the moor.
next: horse racing
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 Posted Apr 6, 2001 by Ommigosh my first ever haiku! (and it shows!)
you can make your cash in lots of ways but never on racing horses
Next topic: sunshine
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