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Haiku Challenge!!!!
Post: 1
Posted Mar 14, 2001 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
The old challenge seems to have mysteriously disappeared! blue I hope it's just because it had lots of postings and they hadn't time to moderate it yet.

In any case, I did intend to start here once that conversation got too long, so I guess the event's just been precipitated.

So, without further ado, the first topic.

Onion breath smiley

blue , steam or devil

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Haiku Challenge!!!!
Post: 2
Posted Mar 22, 2001 by Teaserman the Discontinuous
Onion breath creeping
slowly into my nostrils
causes reversed lunch

New topic: inflatable rafts

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Haiku Challenge!!!!
Post: 3
Posted Mar 22, 2001 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
*puff* *puff* *puff* *puff* *puff*
I pause to take a BIIIIIIIIG breath!
*puff* *puff* *puff* *puff* *puff*

Hey Teaserman! Good to have you aboard (most people seem to be lurking around the old conversation, which is why there hasn't been much activity here, but I'm really glad to see you. biggrin )! Would you like your name on the haiku challenge page?

Next topic: guavas

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Post: 4
Posted Mar 23, 2001 by Teaserman the Discontinuous
Guava, oh guava,
How shall I eat you? Perchance
In a jam, or whole.

I would quite like to be on the Haiku Challenge page.

Next: zarf

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Post: 5
Posted Mar 23, 2001 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
I don't know who zarf
is, but I'm sure he deserves
his own Haiku here.

next: jupiter

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Posted Mar 23, 2001 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
OK, your name's on the page smiley

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Haiku Challenge!!!!
Post: 7
Posted Mar 24, 2001 by Ottox
* jealous * sadface

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Posted Mar 24, 2001 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
Did you write me haiku, Ottox? You can have your name on the page too if you did.

*Remembers some haiku when the site went down.* That's good enough for me! Would you like to be famous, Ottox? (Although haiku HERE would be nice too! biggrin

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Haiku Challenge!!!!
Post: 9
Posted Mar 24, 2001 by Ottox
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F60663?thread=100880&post=843642
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F60663?thread=100880&post=843715
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F60663?thread=100880&post=845475
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F60663?thread=100880&post=845580
and nine on Yahoo... blue

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Post: 10
Posted Mar 24, 2001 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry Ottox! blue I'll add you RIGHT now!

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Posted Mar 24, 2001 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
There! biggrin hug

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Post: 12
Posted Mar 24, 2001 by Ottox
- and one in your fan club! winkeye
biggrin

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Post: 13
Posted Mar 24, 2001 by Teaserman the Discontinuous
Silently looming,
Jupiter eats asteroids
for brunch on Sundays


FYI: A zarf is not a who, but a thing.

next: mint-flavored dental floss

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Post: 14
Posted Mar 24, 2001 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
I had no idea WHAT it was(which is probably obvious blush )! Still, never let lack of knowledge get in the way of haiku!

This tastes yummy, but
I'm not sure why they leave the
floss on my pillow!

next: axel grease

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Post: 15
Posted Mar 27, 2001 by Teaserman the Discontinuous
Axel grease is not
a flotation device for
an emergency.

next: grandparents

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Post: 16
Posted Mar 27, 2001 by Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.
Babysitters don't
come better than their parent's
parents; or do they?

next: cold winter mornings

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Post: 17
Posted Mar 30, 2001 by Teaserman the Discontinuous
Cold is subjective,
as is morning; each may be
in winter; Finis.

next: costumes


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Post: 18
Posted Apr 1, 2001 by Percy the Snoodle
Party upcoming
but can i enjoy myself
dressed up as a nun?

next: vermouth


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Post: 19
Posted Apr 6, 2001 by Teaserman the Discontinuous
I'm not as smashed as
the girl next door. I found her
swimming through the moor.

next: horse racing

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Post: 20
Posted Apr 6, 2001 by Ommigosh
my first ever haiku! (and it shows!)

you can make your cash
in lots of ways but never
on racing horses


Next topic: sunshine


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