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Post: 821
Posted Apr 18, 2001 by Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One
oh no! my pc
has crashed yet again! and i
didn't save! PANIC!

(yes, i did.)

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Post: 822
Posted Apr 18, 2001 by Online Now2legs -- To insanity and beyond!
How about a NT; next topic? I don't think there is one current cakely?

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Post: 823
Posted Apr 19, 2001 by Helium Bandit
heavily it sits
upon my tender stomach
current cake is ick.

next: hip hop

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Post: 824
Posted Apr 19, 2001 by Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One
opps, i didn't mean
to leave out the next topic
but i can't use that.erm

(topic hasn't changed)

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Post: 825
Posted Apr 19, 2001 by Metal Chicken
New names for old snacks
lead to sweet shop confusion.
Stick to old Topic.

(Apologies but its my first haiku and I couldn't work out what subject you were up to...)

Next topic - Flamenco dancers


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Post: 826
Posted Apr 20, 2001 by Online Now2legs -- To insanity and beyond!
They think they are Smart
but who wants to Dance around
when its more fun to.......?

(I am not quite sure on some of the sillubuls in that?)
NT; puff pastry

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Post: 827
Posted Apr 21, 2001 by Metal Chicken
Eat great big cream cakes,
feed pastry crumbs to your dog
bringing cheer to all

NT : piggy banks

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Post: 828
Posted Apr 21, 2001 by Helium Bandit
porcelain porker
replete with shiny coinage
blind to the hammer

nt: denim underwear

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Post: 829
Posted Apr 21, 2001 by FG (good riddance to 2009)
When you're feeling chafed,
sore, and uncomfortable
take off your panties!

NT: mysterious stains

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Post: 830
Posted Apr 21, 2001 by Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese
Piggy banks, what's that?
An account for pigs and pork
on the Ohio?

NT: interest rates

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Post: 831
Posted Apr 21, 2001 by Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese
There was some case of
mysterical stains between
Monica and Bill

nt: Interest rates

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Post: 832
Posted Apr 21, 2001 by FG (good riddance to 2009)
I don't understand.
I bought that with a Visa.
Now it costs much more!

topic: homemade ice cream

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Post: 833
Posted Apr 21, 2001 by Online Now2legs -- To insanity and beyond!
Home made icecream is
Too much like hard work so its
not something I do!

NT; damp ankles

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Post: 834
Posted Apr 21, 2001 by FG (good riddance to 2009)
My shoes are wet, soft,
and squishy. Maybe I should
get out of the creek!

topic: bad poetry


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Post: 835
Posted Apr 21, 2001 by Online Now2legs -- To insanity and beyond!
on bad poetry
you must all be glad to see
How wel this one rymes
(Poetry has three sillibuls?)
Topic; yellow snow

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Post: 836
Posted Apr 21, 2001 by FG (good riddance to 2009)
Mama always said
"Girl, don't eat the yellow snow".
But I was hungry.

NT: rubber sheets


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Post: 837
Posted Apr 21, 2001 by Bagpuss
University
Halls use these, do they think that
students will make mess?

nt: club singers

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Post: 838
Posted Apr 21, 2001 by Online Now2legs -- To insanity and beyond!
They sing far too loud
head like bag of dust from moon
Cricket club bright sun

Next topic; rain drop falling off petal of Beautiful Cactus flower

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Post: 839
Posted Apr 21, 2001 by Metal Chicken
Damp petals sun-seared
Parched man lies with outstretched tongue
No more rain this year

NT: Continental drift



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Post: 840
Posted Apr 21, 2001 by Bagpuss
Slow motion ballet
by plates of rock surprisingly
can be destructive

nt: international playboys

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