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Posted Apr 12, 2001 by broelan - can't decide between ice cream and beer...
what's brown and smelly and sounds like a bell?
dung
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Posted Apr 12, 2001 by Sergeant Mushroom
*goes to hide in cupboard again*
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Posted Apr 13, 2001 by Ottox
what does an eye do when it stops rolling?
Well??? 
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Posted Apr 13, 2001 by Shea the Sarcastic: Play Ball!
Sit there in a linty lump?
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Posted Apr 13, 2001 by Chesebeth: Muse of Sci-Fi and Tactical Soft Fruit Assaults
What do constipated Mathematicians do?
Work it out with out a pencil.
(I'd hate to see what constipated lumberjacks do ...)
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Posted Apr 13, 2001 by broelan - can't decide between ice cream and beer...
eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
that was far worse than the dung one!
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Posted Apr 14, 2001 by No, four Goshos. Goshos for forks
I think I know a Star Trek joke along those lines..... something about the captain's log... but I can't remember it. Probably a good thing 
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Posted Apr 14, 2001 by Shea the Sarcastic: Play Ball!
I know a Star Trek joke along similar lines ...
What do Captain Kirk and a roll of toilet paper have in common?
They both fly around Uranus trying to wipe out the Klingons! 
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Posted Apr 14, 2001 by No, four Goshos. Goshos for forks
That's de-sgusting 
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Posted Apr 14, 2001 by Shea the Sarcastic: Play Ball!
Thanks! You inspired me!
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Posted Apr 14, 2001 by Shea the Sarcastic: Play Ball!
Oops! I realized that sounded bad! You inspired me because you mentioned a Star Trek joke, not because you're personally disgusting ...
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Posted Apr 14, 2001 by No, four Goshos. Goshos for forks
I know exactly what you meant Shea, I wasn't offended for a moment 
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Posted Apr 14, 2001 by No, four Goshos. Goshos for forks
Oh, and btw, did I ever mention that I've been to Shea? Stadium, that is. I can't remember who The Mets were playing - it was about 10 years, and only my 2nd MLB game.... what am I saying - I've only ever been to three!
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Posted Apr 14, 2001 by Shea the Sarcastic: Play Ball!
Ah, glorious Shea Stadium! Continually ranks dead last when they rate stadiums! Even the Mets players rate Shea Stadium as the worst! It's big, ugly and the color blue they chose to paint it in is turning progressively more purple every year! I love that place ... 
Where are you from that you've only ever been to 3 games (or do you just hate baseball)?
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Posted Apr 14, 2001 by No, four Goshos. Goshos for forks
I love baseball, but I grew up in London, and didn't get to see a game until I had an American girlfriend, and we went to visit her family in Detroit in 1985, the year after they won the World Series. I took in a game at Tiger Stadium with one of her friends who was a big fan (who was the famous Tigers pitcher at that time?). In 90 or 91 I went to Shea, and in 93 I saw Orel Hershiser pitch his comeback game at Dodger Stadium (I might have seen Darryl Strawberry playing for the home team in both NY and LA ). Now I live in austin, TX. We have a Minor League Team not far from here which started up last year with a huge wedge of cash from Michael Dell. I want to get to a game this year - they were practically all sold out last season!
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Posted Apr 14, 2001 by Shea the Sarcastic: Play Ball!
Being the National League snob that I am, I can't tell you who the Tiger's famous pitcher was in 85! That's the year I became a "born again" baseball fan! Haven't missed an opening day since!
Minor league baseball is so much fun! I've only ever been to a LI Ducks game (which is really lower than minor league, it's the Atlantic League), but it's a very different experience than major league baseball. A lot cozier, and they do a lot of wacky promotional things between innings. Go if you can! You'll love it (sometimes the playing is so bad, it's funny)!
<baseball smiley>
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Posted Apr 14, 2001 by No, four Goshos. Goshos for forks
Yeah, I imagine it being like in the movie Bull Durham, with the baseball clown and stuff (didn't that guy die recently?).  Oh I say, that was rude of me  . I think it's time for me to go to  . Maybe we'll all speak again tomorrow or Sunday. Nighty night.
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