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Posted Oct 14, 2001 by mrs. badcrumble - my other hat's a balaclava
Granpa, dagnabbit! - I don't have to give you people a reason, I'm cold and there's some shifty looking teenagers over th...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Posted Feb 6, 2002 by Myriad
My favourite has to be Professor Frink.
As he sings :
Professor Frink, Professor Frink,
He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think,
(then trails off and ends with -
that monkey is going to pay )
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Posted Apr 3, 2002 by Researcher 192067
My favorite Simpsons character is definitely C. Montgomery Burns. The man is unrepentantly evil, and the living embodiment of all that's wrong with the corporate world.
Favorite quotes:
"Family, religion, friendship. These are the tree demons you must slay to be successful in business." Mr. Burns, to a 2nd grade class.
"Schindler and I are like two peas in a pod. Both factory owners. Both mde shells for the Nazis. But mine worked. . .". Mr. Burns to a film director.
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Posted Jun 12, 2002 by toad731
My Favorite Simpsons character has to be Homer Simpson. Who else could get away with the stuff he does?
Example:
Marge:"Homer, shouldn't you be at work?"
Homer:"They told me if I was late one more time, they'd fire me. I can't take that chance."
I wish I could do that.
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Posted Jun 13, 2002 by Mike
My favourite Simpsons character has got to be Homer Simpson. With classic quotes such as
'Oh, they have the internet on computers now.' and
'Jesus is my favourite fictional character.' and
'Everytime I learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.' how could it be anyone else?
Mike.
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Posted Jun 27, 2002 by Jon
Ralph Wiggum is my guy. Favorite quote... "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
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Posted Jul 30, 2002 by Simon B
Current favourite for me is Grampa Simpson.
Just seen the episode where Bart and Homer become con artists. With Grampa's help, they try and con the old folks home, but are apprehended by a (fake) cop. As the cop arrests them, Grampa escapes on a motorised wheelchair saying:
"Call me mint jelly, cos I'm on the lam(b)"
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Posted Aug 2, 2002 by aonemantidalwave
Burns Baby Burns!
Ahoy-Hoy!
The Spruce moose? (his imaginery plane that he constructs after weeks without sleep)
"I was once a bare foot boy with cheek of tan."
"Nonsense, I once saw Gentleman Jim Corbett fight an eskimo fellow, bare knuckled for 113 rounds. Of course back then, if a fight lasted less than 75 rounds we demanded our nickel back!"
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Posted Aug 18, 2002 by [...]
THE BEST CHARACTER IS SIDESHOW BOB!!!!!
AND KELSEY GRAMMER HOLDS THE RECORD FOR MOST GUEST APPEARANCES...
#THEN I SPOILT IT ALL/
BY DOING SOMETHING STUPID,
LIKE EXPLOOOODE YOU!
SHAME HE GOT THE DEATH PENALTY...
BOB:- <Rake hits face> "*Nnnnghmumrgh!* Rakes. My old nemesis..."
BART:- "I thought I was your old nemesis."
BOB:- "I have a life outside of you Bart."
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Posted Sep 5, 2002 by Erick Ghint 42
how have you all forgotten about the comic store guy? he's amazing! witty, sarcastic,and a bit on the ignorant side when it comes to anything other than comic books or star-trek.
infamous quotes:
1:
excuse me, don't bang your head on the case. it contains a very rare "Mary Worth" in wich she has advised a friend to commit suicide. thank you.
2:
oh lonelyness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
3:
internet king. perhaps he can provide faster nudity.
when it all comes down to it, how can you not like this man?
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Posted Sep 5, 2002 by [...]
WORST CHARACTER EVER!
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Posted Oct 5, 2002 by Researcher 205434
This one has just got to be Appues little nephew, you know the one with that huge shot gun. The kid rocks!
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Posted Oct 6, 2002 by [...]
HE'S ONLY IN ONE EPISODE!
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Posted Nov 20, 2002 by Just Justin... (ACE)
How about Dr. Nick?
I reckon he's got to be pretty funny!
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Posted Nov 20, 2002 by [...]
"INFLAMMABLE MEANS FLAMMABLE?!"
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Posted Nov 20, 2002 by Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude
Yeah, man!
(Under his breath, while operating on Homer);
"The head bone's connected to the...neckbone, the neckbone's connected to the...wristwatch...oops!"
Quality.
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Posted Nov 20, 2002 by [...]
"THE MORTICIAN? I'M SO SICK OF THAT GUY..."
"EWUEGH.. BLOOD!"
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Posted Nov 21, 2002 by Just Justin... (ACE)
Ah! If it isn't my old friend Mr. McGreg - A leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
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Posted Nov 21, 2002 by [...]
HOW CAN WE IGNORE THE IMPORTANT ONE...?
"HI EVERYBODY!"
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Posted Nov 23, 2002 by Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude
Barney's still my hero.
"Hey Moe! What's this glass doin' over da food?"
"Ah, that's new. It's a sneeze guard."
"Cool! AH-BLEURGH! Hey, it works!"
Quality entertainment. Every pub should have one.
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