Posted Aug 10, 2003 by Wrinkled Rocker (incurable <biker>)
I feel you have missed a vitally important example of doors in everyday use - the sliding door. Having tried to push, pull, rotate, automate, etc, the door still will not give you access.
Be Severely Embarassed. 
Only then do you try the other alternative - sliding it. If you try to slide it left, then it will not move. Almost completely embarrassed, you slide it to the right and walk through.
Then of course there is the sliding GLASS door which is designed to walk into "by accident", thereby creating most severe embarrassment.
 Come to think of it, why don't we just drop the word "doors" and call them "EMBARRASSERS" - it's a more correct description!
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Posted Sep 3, 2003 by Charityplayer
YES, WE HAVE NO SLIDING DOOR,
WE ONLY HAVE,
A SLIPPERY FLOOR
SO CRAWL AROUND,
ON ALL FOURS,
YES, FOR CATS,
WE DO
HAVE
DOORS
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