Posted Mar 31, 2001 by Helium Bandit
My favourite light bulb joke:
How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Posted Feb 28, 2002 by Mu Beta
Yes, very good. I tend to prefer childish wordplay, though...
Q: How many Spaniards does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.
<groan: Joke teller is shot through the heart>
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Posted Jan 28, 2006 by DrRodge
How many IBM managers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They are too busy preparing a conference on "Working in the Dark"
As we in IBM say: "The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off."
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Posted May 27, 2006 by morgainelafaye
how many homosexuals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 2 one to screw it in and the other to say Fabulous!
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