Posted Oct 15, 1999 by Woodsy
Following on from the first entry, there is also a process to be employed when you find that you live in an area of London where fading soap stars and 'actors' live.
When out shopping or having dinner in a restaurant and a local celeb is present, the following behaviour is acceptable:
1. Roll your eyes in a 'not you again' look
2. Look down your nose in a 'what is this area coming to' look
3. Talk loudly about your 'next project'
4. Complain about jetlag and how great 'Stefan in New York' was
5. Talk loudly about how a much bigger celebrity was in the same restaurant/shop last week.
Once all these ploys have waned, it will probably be time for them to move a new area, which is:
A. More Trendy
B. More Expensive
C. Cheaper (due to drug habit)
D. Cheaper (due to lack of work)
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Posted Sep 22, 2000 by Sheepish Lord of Chaos
Try the Buckinghamshire area: all we get are people like Cilla Black. Even the celebrities seem to have difficulty working out where they are, as Cilla seems to think she lives in Liverpool. I assume that's why she's a professional Liverpudlian anyway.
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