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Posted Oct 12, 2009 by Bloody Valentine - Why hate Monday when you can hate Friday!
you get the 24 hours to paint it, but the problem is, when they come back, the paint hasn't dried....
oh dear, the sofa and other rooms have paint all over them....
i wish i could meet CM Punk!!! (yeah, erm... i wish for a lot....)
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Posted Oct 12, 2009 by The Menthol Penguin : SHADOW Barman - Failing to POST (Power On Self Test)
"Chester Bennington"
Linkin Park, know id seen than name before
your kids and dog have been abducted and you can now paint the floor. once it's stopped pretending to be a ceiling
I wish i had a 
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Posted Oct 13, 2009 by CandyMan (Wonders why Mr. X really, really want Met to watch Pirates 3)
Shazzam! You have your but bad news: it's decaf.
I wish I worked somewhere else.
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Posted Oct 13, 2009 by Mr. X---> "I really, really want Met to watch Pirates 3, but I'm totally not trying to pressure her in any way. Totally."
Due to the infamous Recession, you're fired. Unable to find work anywhere else, you sign up with the circus, as a human cannonball. Incidentally, you're fired some more. 
I wish my roommate was a clean-freak.
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Posted Oct 13, 2009 by The Menthol Penguin : SHADOW Barman - Failing to POST (Power On Self Test)
every day before you leave the house your roommate makes sure your' clean, even in all of those embarrassing places!
I wish the 1 key on my keyboard worked properly
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Posted Oct 14, 2009 by Bloody Valentine - Why hate Monday when you can hate Friday!
it does, but it ends up being like my u button.... once you press it, it carries on repeating....
1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
hahaha....
ok, im gonna try again...
i wish i could meet cm punk!!! (yeah, i watch tna and wwe... im weird
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Posted Nov 10, 2009 by Krabatt II
A toothless fairy dressed in black rags with safety pins as buttons stands at the entrance of a big shopping mall. The fairy's grey hair is in disarray. It's black with dirt and rain, and stands straight up in odd angles. You discern a dark red crusted strand amongst it that makes you think of mentrual blood. There something green as well, eeek what could that be?
She grabs you by the arm as you try to enter. "Give us a kiss sss", the fairy says, and tries to stick a long white tongue in your mouth. You smell the foul breath, the stink of dirty clothes, and underneath you grasp the presence of old flesh, and underneath that ... something far worse.
"Take me home with you, feed me, warm me, make love to me, be mine forever", the fairy hisses in your ear. "Let's get married, and after a long, long, very long life together we will die in each other's arms and share a grave. In the hereafter you and I will be ONE until .... the end of eternity. I won't take 'no' for an answer."
I wish dentists weren't that expensive.
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Posted Nov 10, 2009 by Mr. X---> "I really, really want Met to watch Pirates 3, but I'm totally not trying to pressure her in any way. Totally."
The economic bad times lead to a lowering of standards at Dental schools. The lesser-quality of the graduates means that pretty much all they can do is pull teeth out whenever anything is wrong. Obviously, people aren't going to pay very much for such delicate, quality work.
I wish I didn't have to wake up early in the morning.  
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Posted Nov 11, 2009 by Bloody Valentine - Why hate Monday when you can hate Friday!
Well, you don't as your body clock starts failing and waking you up too late for work...
your boss then gives you a slip of paper..
hm... a P45......
(my wish was corrupted how?????)
anyway,
I wish for Tom to be in my group at college!!!!! (I'm lonely  )
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Posted Nov 11, 2009 by Krabatt II
 Well that's obvious, isn't it? Inside the shopping mall cm punk is impatiently waiting for you to give you a good thrashing. He would already have grabbed you if he wouldn't have been so scared of the toothless fairy.
Tom has been cloned over and over and over again. All your classmates are now Tom. Gosh, you're getting bored with this Tom. It's Tom this and Tom that, the Tom's can't stop talking about Tom. about how clever he is, how smartly dressed, how well behaved and the lecturers just love the Tom's just like the Tom's love themselves. You're more lonely than you ever were and wish you never had uttered that wish for Tom to join you at your group. See, that other guy with the combat trousers, whatshisname, looks quite interesting, and there's one who's quite humorous and there's this spiritual bloke and this interesting redhead.
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Posted Nov 11, 2009 by Krabatt II
I wish I had more self-discipline.
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Posted 4 Weeks Ago by Taff Agent of Kaos.We are Borg....Resistance is Futile....Bufoons are Go
madam will see you now to administer discipline
sadly madam turns out to be 2legs
i wish my cough was gone
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Posted 4 Weeks Ago by The Menthol Penguin : SHADOW Barman - Failing to POST (Power On Self Test)
your cough has gone and been replaces with a bowling ball.
I wish i was better at maths
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Posted 4 Weeks Ago by Taff Agent of Kaos.We are Borg....Resistance is Futile....Bufoons are Go
you get your own personal maths tutor who is a self proffesed genius
you tutor is julzes  
i wish the medicine didn't make me thirsty and my drink didn't wash away the medicine???
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Posted 4 Weeks Ago by The Menthol Penguin : SHADOW Barman - Failing to POST (Power On Self Test)
 Thanks Taff, i needed a laugh
The medicine stops making you thirsty, you now feel like you are permanently connected to a tap.
I wish my eyes would stop hurting
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Posted 4 Weeks Ago by Taff Agent of Kaos.We are Borg....Resistance is Futile....Bufoons are Go
dread cthulhu rises from the deep and in a moment of devine extacy you gouge out your own eyes and eat them
they dont hurt any more
i wish the wifes boss was a nicer person
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Posted 3 Weeks Ago by CandyMan (Wonders why Mr. X really, really want Met to watch Pirates 3)
the boss' wife is now nicer as your are having an affair with her. as a result, the boss fires you.
i wish work didn't start so early this week.
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Posted 3 Weeks Ago by Taff Agent of Kaos.We are Borg....Resistance is Futile....Bufoons are Go
work now starts much later
so it finishes later as well
you get to the pub just in time for last orders
i wish i was 'doing' the wife right now
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