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Post: 22341
Posted 2 Weeks Ago by HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42
My dog is a grumpy old hound (1)
For his balls are too close to the ground (2)

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Posted 2 Weeks Ago by Czar Dene. Red Herrings a speciality.
My dog is a grumpy old hound (1)
A Baskerville that I had found (2)


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Post: 22343
Posted 2 Weeks Ago by Czar Dene. Red Herrings a speciality.
Wrong page.

Take your pick and choose the one you like.

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Post: 22344
Posted Last Week by Krabatt II
My dog is a grumpy old hound (1)
For his balls are too close to the ground (2)
When he meets a bitch (3)


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Post: 22345
Posted Last Week by donone-C D Lover

They scratch rather than itch(4)

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Posted Last Week by Br Liftliker aka Schroedinger's Flatmate
My dog is a grumpy old hound (1)
For his balls are too close to the ground (2)
When he meets a bitch (3)
They scratch rather than itch(4)
No wonder he's so tightly wound (5)


I thought I would do him a favour (1)

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Posted Last Week by donone-C D Lover

'cause he looked like a real old raver(2)

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Post: 22348
Posted Last Week by BadZen
I thought I would do him a favour (1)
'cause he looked like a real old raver(2)
I turned up the bass (3)


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Posted Last Week by donone-C D Lover

To put a smile on his face (4)

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Post: 22350
Posted 3 Days Ago by YOGABIKER
I thought I would do him a favour (1)
'cause he looked like a real old raver(2)
I turned up the bass (3)
To put a smile on his face (4)
With Bach and Beethoven to savor(5)

While carelessly sharpening my knife (1)

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Post: 22351
Posted Yesterday by BadZen
While carelessly sharpening my knife (1)
I lovingly smiled at my wife (2)

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Post: 22352
Posted Yesterday by Czar Dene. Red Herrings a speciality.
While carelessly sharpening my knife (1)
I lovingly smiled at my wife (2)
But she took fright (3)

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Posted Yesterday by Krabatt II
While carelessly sharpening my knife (1)
I lovingly smiled at my wife (2)
But she took fright (3)
Seeing my teeth soo white (4)

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Post: 22354
Posted 18 Hours Ago by Br Liftliker aka Schroedinger's Flatmate
While carelessly sharpening my knife (1)
I lovingly smiled at my wife (2)
But she took fright (3)
Seeing my teeth soo white (4)
And now I'M in fear for my life! (5)


On taking a stroll by a lake (1)

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