 Posted Feb 5, 2008 by Charityplayer
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IT'S ADRIFT, SAID JONAH, TO CAPTAIN BLIGH, AS HE BEGAN TO ROW THE OCEAN, WITH A WEARY SIGH
THROUGH A PARROTS' BEAK OF CHINA BELLEEK, WITHOUT A PADDLE AND TONGUE IN CHEEK, JONAH, DID THUS QUIETLY SPEAK
AND CAPTAIN BLIGH DID FREAK AND SHRIEK, ON CATCHING SIGHT OF JONAHS' LEEK, AND JONAHS' FEET DID PONG AND REEK, AS THEIR ROWING BOAT STARTED TO DRIFT, AND SQUEAK, AND GROAN, AND CREAK
AND JONAH DID THUS START TO QUIETLY SPEAK
IT'S A GIFT SAID PADDY, EMBELLISHED NOT DRAB, IT'S A GIFT THAT WE CALL, THE GIFT OF THE GAB
IT'S THE GIFT OF THE GAB, THE GIFT OF THE BLAB, THE GIFT OF THE FLAB, AND THE GIFT OF THE CRAB
IT'S THE GIFT OF THE PLOUGH, THE GIFT OF THE POLE STAR ZODIAC NOW, WITH THE STARS ABOVE, FROM THE MOON WITH LOVE, IT'S A GIFT SAID PADDY, IT'S AN OLD BROWN COW
IT'S THE GIFT OF YARN, IT'S THE GIFT OF SPIN, IT'S THE GIFT OF CHARM, IT'S THE GIFT WITHIN
IT'S THE GIFT OF LIGHT, IT'S THE GIFT OF SHADE, IT'S THE GIFT OF HOW THE GAB IS MADE
IT'S THE GIFT OF THE MOON, IT'S A GIFT IT'S A BOON, IT'S THE GIFT OF THE LOOM THE SUMMER MONSOON AND THE COCONUT RACCOON
IT'S THE GIFT OF ART AND SCIENCE TOO, IT'S THE GIFT OF THIS BOAT, TO ME AND YOU
IT'S THE GIFT OF THE SUN, TO EACH AND EVERY ONE, IT'S THE GIFT OF THE OCEAN BLUE
IT'S THE GIFT OF THE WIND, iT'S THE GIFT OF THE RAIN, IT'S THE GIFT OF HOPE, IT'S THE GIFT OF PAIN
IT'S THE GIFT OF LAND, AND THE SALTY SEA, IT'S THE GIFT OF ARMS, SUCH AS HAVE THEE
IT'S THE GIFT OF THE OARS, THE BLISTERS AND THE SORES, THE GIFT OF THE SCURVY SCAB
iT'S A GIFT, SAID PADDY, EMBELLISHED NOT DRAB, IT'S THE GIFT AS WE CALL IT, IT'S THE GIFT OF THE GAB
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