Posted 4 Weeks Ago by Nosebagbear (Nbb)
Sam actually asked if someone could come up with something funny/interesting etc etc
Obviously one way of this is to link to it elsewhere but it doesnt stop it here.
I wonder if we could subtly alter famous ones - not unknown here in h2g2 to make a point.
You want a quote? You can't handle the quote!
Or a real one (from a friend near me)
"well it made sense it my mind, and thats what matters"
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Posted 4 Weeks Ago by 2legs- Oh, alright then.
Ooo someone say dancing? I love dancing, which is supprizing given I've the grace timing and dancing ability of a recently deceased paraplegic walress...    I made a weird comment about eggs. does that count?
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Posted 4 Weeks Ago by rowlybirkin - Clearing the boundary by the Severn - Creator of non working thingite smileys
From the caretaker of a building I recently worked in after things went wrong one Monday morning:
"Its all gone pigeon shaped." 
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Posted 4 Weeks Ago by Pedros_Ecosse - I always look this confused! :)
Adults are just kids with hangovers
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Posted 4 Weeks Ago by  lil.. ACE/Scout {Auntie Giggles}
Dear Auntie Beeb,
Can you please stop slowing things down? The Prof is complaining that you are interfering with his conversations.
The Prof doesn't like to be interfered with
lil x
PS... I even used preview with this! 
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Posted 4 Weeks Ago by Trillian's Child
I'm not sure if there's an official QOTD archive but this is the sort of thing Sam's looking for:
A26058314
(A list of all the 2007 Quotes of the Day)
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Posted 4 Weeks Ago by Prof Animal Chaos. C.E.O.err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2's Fools Guild. A recipient of S.F.L & S.S.J.A.D.D. also includes S.N.A.F.U.
Ttthe slowwwness iis wwworssse thhhann tryiiing tttto wwrriiteee innn sttt-stuu-stuuut-stutterrr
(no disrespect to anyone that stutters of course)
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Posted 4 Weeks Ago by Paul H . If you think I look old, you should see my father
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do--preferably with a woman who's gotta do what a woman's gotta do.
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Posted 4 Weeks Ago by 2legs- Oh, alright then.
Each to their own. I went to my own for far too long though, and had to go see the doctor. 
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Posted 4 Weeks Ago by Icy North
<I'm not sure if there's an official QOTD archive>
They're listed on the Unofficial Front Page Archive (U230056), but you'll have to delve into them month-by-month. 
 Icy
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Posted 4 Weeks Ago by Paul H . If you think I look old, you should see my father
If there's one thing I've learned from life, it's....no, that's not it, and that other thing isn't it.
Let me get back to you...
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Posted 4 Weeks Ago by Paul H . If you think I look old, you should see my father
Even a broken clock is right twice a day, except just before and just after Daylight Savings Time.
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Posted 4 Weeks Ago by Nosebagbear (Nbb)
Even a broken clock is right twice a day, except just before and just after Daylight Savings Time.
Ohh how you limit yourself there paul.
Digital clocks look different upside down, so that can add even more correct times.
Then theres what happens when you move through time zones - round the northpole it could always be right.
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Posted 4 Weeks Ago by Malabarista - considering the aesthetics of variable-altitude livestock
Ah, no, that's like the one about cats having three tails.
No cat has two tails. But one cat has one more tail than no cat, ergo, a cat has three tails.
A dog has six legs. Two legs in the back (poor dog!  ) and forelegs in front.
A horse, on the other hand, has twelve. Two in the back, two in the front, two on the left, two on the right, and one on each corner. 
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Posted 4 Weeks Ago by Br. Robyn Hoode - Ginger and Spice and all things nice.
but a horse is often still only in actual control of three at any one time
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