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Posted Oct 29, 2009 by The h2g2 Editors
Can somebody come up with an original/funny/interesting/insightful/ quote please? I'm building next week's front page. 
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Posted Oct 29, 2009 by Reddyfreddy
Life isn't all pizza, sometimes it's a bicycle.
RF
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Posted Oct 29, 2009 by Orcus
What and relinquish my secrets from the after dinner circuit? No sir! 
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Posted Oct 29, 2009 by The h2g2 Editors
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Posted Oct 29, 2009 by  2legs- Splendixum alcocilium absolutix totalatarium.
original/funny/interesting/insightful, and clever to boot...
If only I had more time, this would be an apt way in which to waste it...
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Posted Oct 29, 2009 by Icy North
Editorial support: 5 minutes @ £60/hour : £5.00
VAT (17.5%) : £0.87
Total : £5.87
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Posted Oct 29, 2009 by Christopher
Supreme exectutive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!
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Posted Oct 29, 2009 by The h2g2 Editors
>>>Supreme exectutive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!
That's got a lot of potential that one.
>>>Editorial support: 5 minutes @ £60/hour : £5.00
VAT (17.5%) : £0.87 Total : £5.87
Er, cheque's in the post. 
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Posted Oct 29, 2009 by Trillian's Child
Do you mean to say that on the whole of h2g2 no one has come up with anything witty in seven days?
We should be thoroughly ashamed of ourselves.
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Posted Oct 29, 2009 by Trillian's Child
I blame 2legs - he can usually be relied on to make some surreal comment at least once a week.
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Posted Oct 29, 2009 by The h2g2 Editors
It's not your fault. I don't have time to look properly. Up against it a bit this week. I'll be checking this thread regularly though.
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Posted Oct 29, 2009 by coelacanth
2legs has claimed he doesn't exist. In the Census question thread.
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Posted Oct 29, 2009 by Not-so-bald-eagle
if you need a combination of brainpower and willpower, look elsewhere
(lack of quotables this week, no reference to the biped)
 
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Posted Oct 29, 2009 by Trillian's Child
What about this from the poppy thread:
F19585?thread=7021042&skip=18&show=1
It's not funny, but "insightful" and topical.
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Posted Oct 29, 2009 by Reddyfreddy
Vat is 15% until 31st December 2009. Not terribly original/funny/interesting/insightful, but at least it has the virtue of accuracy.
RF
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Posted Oct 29, 2009 by Xanatic, juice for Allah
I“m afraid the quote about the mandate of the masses is nicked from Monty Python. Couldn“t you use something from where Julzes declares himself the messiah?
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Posted Oct 29, 2009 by The h2g2 Editors
The poppy quote got me. It is indeed insightful - some folk mistake wearing a poppy as somehow an act of siding with 'war' in general when really it is, what the quote says, a potent anti-war symbol while at the same time marking respect for those that died.
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Posted Oct 29, 2009 by Gnomon [See A60420098 for details of new sign-in system]
"Rich, if you don't quit smoking I'll come round there and rip your can crusher off the wall again"
F1900573?thread=6039434&skip=93
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Posted Oct 29, 2009 by HonestIago: SIWOTI syndrome sufferer.
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
In honour of the upcoming Bonfire Night: if at first you don't succeed, then inciting revolution isn't for you.
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