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Posted Sep 11, 2002 by Tefkat. I called the dog "anathema" so I could say "anathema sit"
Ah, but is it all solicited? bigeyes

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Posted Sep 11, 2002 by Mu Beta using less than 30 cha
Erm....no, of course not biggrin

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Posted Sep 11, 2002 by FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page
oh yeah, like we believe that!

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Posted Sep 11, 2002 by Mu Beta using less than 30 cha
*checks email inbox*

14 New
10 Porn
Erm...8 Unsolicited.

*quickly changes subject*

You ever pee on a police car, then?

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Posted Sep 11, 2002 by FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page
laugh at master Bs idea of changing the subject.

by the way,....anyone ever see the erotic witch project?



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Posted Sep 11, 2002 by Mu Beta using less than 30 cha
I think I've got a copy somewhere.

run

Yup...in between 'Good Will Humping' and 'Gladiator Erectus'

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Posted Sep 11, 2002 by Thought I should change my name back to 'Mina' to avoid confusion
As regards post 3 - but only if you are the Hackney Carriage driver!


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Posted Sep 11, 2002 by Mu Beta using less than 30 cha
Yeah...taxi drivers tend to get a bit p**sed off (no pun intended), when you slash on their wheels smiley

...Especially if they're moving at the time. smiley

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Posted Sep 11, 2002 by FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page
that should really be a new olympic event. long distance peeing on the back wheel of a moving vehicle..........

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Posted Sep 11, 2002 by Mu Beta using less than 30 cha
Would women be eligible?

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Posted Sep 11, 2002 by FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page
might have to be allowed a handicap......

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Posted Sep 11, 2002 by Mu Beta using less than 30 cha
Perhaps just a wheelbarrow biggrin

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Posted Sep 11, 2002 by Mu Beta using less than 30 cha
*great mental image of men wheeling wheelbarrows down the track with women, knickers round knees, waddling after them*

They could do simultaneous drug-testing.

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Posted 5 Weeks Ago by Icy North
Just thought I'd randomly bump an old thread... smiley

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Posted 5 Weeks Ago by Not-so-bald-eagle

Some great ideas though for the London Olympics....

cool bubbly

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Posted 5 Weeks Ago by Online Now2legs- I am Sparticus!
Pissing.... lets face it about the only sport the brits stand a chance of potentially winnign whistle doh bluelight

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Posted 4 Weeks Ago by logicus tracticus philosophicus : a parasite of no consequence:
re post three, that is only if your the driver of that vehicle, any driver of a hire vehicle has that privileged.

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Posted 4 Weeks Ago by Not-so-bald-eagle

a privileged pissing only kinda thingerm

cool bubbly

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Posted 4 Weeks Ago by Online NowHonestIago: SIWOTI syndrome sufferer.
A friend (yes, really, I'd own up to it is it was me) managed a spectacularly bad wee.

He considers himself a semi-pro cyclist and even when he's riding for fun he acts like a pro. In the big cycling races like the Tour De France or Giro D'Italia, you'll occasionally see a cyclist hitch up their shorts and pee without stopping or even slowing down. My mate used to do this, regardless of the type of ride he was doing.

One day, we were out on a leisurely ride through Longdendale when he hitches up his shorts and pees on his front wheel...



... forgetting he was on my spare bike, which doesn't have mudguards. It went *all over* the front of him.

Funniest part was, he hadn't brought any spare clothes and the train conductor refused to let him on the train with urine-soaked clothes on. So he had to wear my spare jumper and shorts, which were about twice as big as he was.

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Posted 4 Weeks Ago by Online Now2legs- I am Sparticus!
Ooo a classic... biggrin I think that oughta be in with a chance of QOTW biggrin

Not necessarily the oddest place... or urinal substitute... but a weird kind of .. erm tradition... we used* to do... when I was a ickle bit younger than my now incredibably mature and sensible age snork
:: Every new years eve a friend and I would go out on the raz... (this is back in my hometown when I would be staying/living at my Father's).
We'd always end the evening in the same pub, which was about the worse choice to end up in on new years eve... (they rarely even bothered playing the pips...).
We'd always light up our customary large cigar on teh stroke of midnight... (when of course we were permitted to smoke inside such places).
Anyhow... The final bit of the tradition, was that we would always* always* stop for a pee about half way back to my Father's, and pee in the river... wehre the road goes staright past the river and where the barriers go along to pressumbably stop cars or young badgers falling in erm
hmm. that isn't very intersting or amusing now I write it down, sorry to waste eveyrones time... move along run

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