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Posted Sep 10, 2002 by BB
Sorry, bit of a late night entry, this...
I was very embarrassed to find myself, on the way home from the pub this evening, in a no-wait situation, and I therefore had to relieve myself at the nearest possible locale, which happened to be the rear wheel of an empty police car.
Have any hootoo-ers had to use a more embarrassing place when caught short?
B
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Posted Sep 10, 2002 by the autist formerly known as flinch
In Greater London the only place one can legally urinate in public is on the outside rear wheel of a Hackney Carrage.
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Posted Sep 10, 2002 by BB
I've heard that - and, no, Apprarition, you have to give details 
B
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Posted Sep 10, 2002 by GreyDesk
 You peed on a police car? 
*collapses in a fit of giggles*
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Posted Sep 10, 2002 by the autist formerly known as flinch
I used to regularly urinate in the letterbox of the employment agency that was stealing 70% of my wages at the time.
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Posted Sep 10, 2002 by BB
And what's wrong with peeing on a police car, GD?
You seem to be doing a lot of giggling these days
B
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Posted Sep 10, 2002 by Take your Gosho off, you won't feel the benefit
You can only (legally) pee on the offside rear wheel of a taxicab it you're a taxicab driver - isn't that right? As for for peeing on a jam sanddwich, I think we should all be encouraged by your example 
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Posted Sep 10, 2002 by Mr Pink-Paisley
Why the wheel of a police car? Got no imagination?
PP
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Posted Sep 10, 2002 by FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page
at least it wasnt a policeman........
that used to be legal......
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Posted Sep 10, 2002 by the autist formerly known as flinch
oh for the days when i could urinate...
<wistfullyrememberingmicturationsmiley>
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Posted Sep 10, 2002 by The Snockerty Friddle
I was told that you could, if pregnant and stuck for a place to pee, use a policemans helmet.
But as that's never likely to happen I'd try to find a tree instead.
TSF
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Posted Sep 10, 2002 by FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page
i thought it was that the police were legally required to shelter you in their volumous cloaks so you could pee in privacy
FABT
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Posted Sep 10, 2002 by The Snockerty Friddle
Sounds far more likely doesn't it.
TSF
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Posted Sep 10, 2002 by BB
Shame, I quite like the idea of peeing on a policeman's head.
B
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Posted Sep 10, 2002 by FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page
i think i'd pay to see that
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Posted Sep 10, 2002 by BB
You have some very odd fetishes, in that case.
B
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Posted Sep 10, 2002 by FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page
wouldnt you like to know.....
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Posted Sep 10, 2002 by BB
Well, I would as a matter of fact.
I get plenty of pornographci email anyway, so one more's gonna make no difference
B
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