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Posted Sep 8, 2001 by the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!"
shouldnt av started talkin bout root vegetables then winkeye

but how is every1 here anyway?

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Posted Sep 10, 2001 by Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home"
I'm alright, seeing someone about my tree phobia now as it was getting a little out of hand! winkeye

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Posted Sep 10, 2001 by the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!"
u shud try joinin us in our 'bar in a tree' @ http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F57...?thread=92187&post=1303331#p1303331 its a v friendly place & shud help cure u! biggrin

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Posted Feb 21, 2002 by Researcher jaw25yo
Now now, I think it's getting really silly, trees can't talk or have feelings, not like us tulips. If you talk to us we can be really understanding.

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Posted Feb 22, 2002 by the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!"
hey! are u an antitreeish bulb?! thats rotten that is. just because trees last longer than u, r taller than u & so live on a slower time-scale to u thats no reason 2 claim they dont have feelings! tongueout

omy cheerup

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Posted Feb 22, 2002 by Researcher jaw25yo
all of the trees i have tried to talk to don't respond to me so I thought they had no feelings but if one did talk back i may be a bit more understandin, but as a tulip, i smell better than they do anyway.
I also have great conversaions with bees too.

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Posted Feb 23, 2002 by the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!"
ah yes. bees, like omylice & most other insects (bar wasps & hornets *shudder*), are great 2 talk 2! ok

omy cheerup

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Posted Mar 24, 2002 by JoJoUK
Bottom C is a good tone, if you can get down to it... and trees like it... it sooths their frayed mitocondrea.

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Posted Mar 24, 2002 by JoJoUK
Oh blugga... I was replying to message 21 at the bottom of page 1... anyway, bees like it 2... it helps them get in tune for their singing lessons so that they don't get shown up by the drones

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Posted Mar 24, 2002 by the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!"
mitochondria u mean? will it sooth mine as well?

omy cheerup

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Posted Mar 24, 2002 by JoJoUK
mitochondria eh? is that the same as hypochondria except with mites instead of syringes? (sorry, siringes) I expect a good dose of morphine would calm their jagged whatevers... and yours too no doubt, my good omylouse. But what this has got to do with picking up talking birds in trees is anyone's guess.

Anyway, I came here for sex and I haven't got any yet. What's going on?


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Posted Mar 25, 2002 by the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!"
sex? none here mate. try a different type of forum! winkeye

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Posted Feb 11, 2003 by Decaf Silicon
What are petals made of?

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Posted May 21, 2005 by the_greatest_person
did you ever see the evil dead???
the bit where the woman gets raped by a tree was funny and erotic,
great film,
if you like badly made vidio nastys
which i do.

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