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Posted Aug 5, 2001 by Rat, the researcher without a stupidly long bit after his name like everyone else has.
thats all well and good, but what happens if the the tree suddenly becomes animated and eats you?

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Posted Aug 6, 2001 by the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!"
the i think u've been very unlucky (or cruel to trees) coz most of the trees i've met r very kind/fun/pleasant life-forms & prefer their food FULLY decomposed! biggrin

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Posted Aug 6, 2001 by Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home"
but what if u'r having a bad day and look decomposed? I hear that Spruces can be quite vicious if they have a hangover.

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Posted Aug 7, 2001 by Rat, the researcher without a stupidly long bit after his name like everyone else has.
Maybe I was unlucky - but it was a really frightening tree sadface

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Posted Aug 7, 2001 by the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!"
i think if u still look vaguely recognisable then ur alright. i know some very nice spruce trees. i think it may have summin 2 do wiv the state of the soil they live in (ie how polluted (by us) it is).

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Posted Aug 9, 2001 by Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home"
na, you're talking about the evil alien trees that are related to the triffids and are trying to kill us, pollution is just their cunning cover - beware!

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Posted Aug 9, 2001 by the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!"
ah right. i shall hafta remember dat! winkeye
i dint think that trees could b evil really. it jus dont make sense!

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Posted Aug 10, 2001 by Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home"
it's not their fault really, it's more to do with the lack of parenting they get

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Posted Aug 28, 2001 by the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!"
ah, that's probly got summin 2 do wiv it!
(soz 4 delay, jus come back from holiday)

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Posted Aug 29, 2001 by Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home"
Did u have a nice time? Hope no trees attacked you. winkeye

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Posted Aug 29, 2001 by the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!"
had brilliant time & met some very nice trees who provided us with much needed shade (esp wen temp reachd 46!)

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Posted Sep 2, 2001 by Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home"
phew, i'm glad u got away - those shade-givers can be vicious if provoked u know.

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Posted Sep 3, 2001 by the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!"
han these were tooo tired 2 b aggressive. we was safe smiley

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Posted Sep 3, 2001 by Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home"
here's a goodun.... what are trees actually made of?!?!

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Posted Sep 3, 2001 by Rat, the researcher without a stupidly long bit after his name like everyone else has.
I caint beleive you dont know what trees are made out of!!!!

Its turnips, of course.

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Posted Sep 4, 2001 by Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home"
(blushes and feels very daft) How silly of me, of course, and turnips are made of....?

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Posted Sep 4, 2001 by the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!"
petals

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Posted Sep 5, 2001 by Rat, the researcher without a stupidly long bit after his name like everyone else has.
I almost wish I never started this conversation now....

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Posted Sep 5, 2001 by the other omylouse "multiply (1*6) by (6*1+0+3)!"
almost?!

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Posted Sep 8, 2001 by Dr.Weasel - Grand Duchess of Getting Drunk&Falling Over While Wearing Stupidly High Heels&Singing "Show Me the Way To Go Home"
sorry, all my fault. no matter what i do i always end up lowering the tone. sadface

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