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Posted Mar 13, 2004 by TheHHHManagement
No toys and no peeing in the pool!
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Posted Mar 23, 2004 by Yuvi
*goes into the shallow end and bobs around in the water
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Posted Mar 24, 2004 by Footbacon
<Chucks in the pool balls>
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Posted Mar 24, 2004 by Trin Tragula
*balances pool balls on the tip of his nose, juggling them while clapping his flippers together and yelling 'arp! arp!*
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Posted Mar 24, 2004 by Yuvi
 for Trin!
*attempts to feed trim a fish
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Posted Mar 24, 2004 by Trin Tragula
Arp! Arp!
*gobbles fish*
Arp!
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Posted Mar 25, 2004 by Yuvi
*comes out of the water as her feet and hands are starting to get pruny
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Posted May 3, 2004 by Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562
* Swims to the bottom of the pool and presses the most central tile down, as though it were a button. Lo and behold, it is a button, and a trapdoor opens to an underwater tunnel deep beneath the pool.
* Swims through the passage and at the end, finds the big board of warning signs entitled 'Warnings and Things to Observe whilst using the HHH Swimming Pool'. Sees the trapdoor closing in the corner of eye and so hastily swims back out just as the door snaps shut.
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Posted May 3, 2004 by Footbacon
 
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Posted May 10, 2004 by Trin Tragula
 SPLASH!!!
<swim><swim><swim><swim> hup!
*shakes himself off*
Right
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Posted May 11, 2004 by ShadeTheif (Twitch)
*walks in and notices horrible odor  . Finds door to the filter room and walks in. The filter is completely clogged with white hair and the chlorine tank is empty  . thinks - wow, it's a good thing they hired me, its not a surprise no-one uses the pool any more - and begins to fish hair out of the pipes with a snake (a plumbing tool, not the animal).*
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Posted May 12, 2004 by ShadeTheif (Twitch)
*finally finishes with pool and leaves hotel*
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Posted May 12, 2004 by gadarene
Walks in and is stunned by the transformation of the pool! The water is sparkling in an oh so inviting manner - and that rather suspicious odour has gone completely!
Thinks "I'll come back later for a dip".
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Posted May 13, 2004 by Trin Tragula
*rumblerumblerumblerumble*
Hold it right there, Mister, Master, Missis, Miss or Ms!
*Polar bear screeching to a halt*
Shade did not go to all that effort just to have you plunge straight back in and muck it all up again.
*grrrrr*
No backchat - shower first. And wash your paws!
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Posted May 13, 2004 by Hellboundforjoy O Meu hovercraft está cheio de enguias
*climbs up highdive, realizes that it's been 25 years since she went off a highdive, panics, climbs down. Takes stairs in to shallow end and floats.
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Posted May 13, 2004 by Trin Tragula
*Watches Hellboundforjoy bob past and waves. Checks watch. Hilary still in showers*
What ARE you doing in there?
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Posted May 14, 2004 by Hellboundforjoy O Meu hovercraft está cheio de enguias
*Waves back* perhaps I'll just go take a steam before Hillary ... Ack! There's a polar bear passed out in the steam room! Quick someone! Mouth-to-mouth!
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Posted May 14, 2004 by Trin Tragula
*Minotaur lumbers in from the labyrinth and delivers mouth-to-mouth. Hilary comes round*
*grrrrr*
Minotaur: O. Yeah. Yoo are welcum, powla bare.
*Minotaur lumbers off. At the gate to the pool, he turns and gives a little wave*
*grrrr*
Phew - that was lucky. And if Hellboundforjoy hadn't raise the alarm...
*grrr*
I suspect that when he or she is feeling better, Hilary will bring you a present to say thankyou. I don't think it will spoil the surprise too much to hint that it's very probably going to be a fish.
*grrrr*
Come on, we'd better take you to the vet and get you checked out
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Posted May 15, 2004 by Hellboundforjoy O Meu hovercraft está cheio de enguias
Good, and find out what s/he was doing in the steam room. Seemed rather suspicious to me. Glad s/he's OK though. I'll send some  as a get well.
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