Posted Yesterday by Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break... dreading the weekend...
There *did* used to be oxygen in space - but it was all used up by the fire-breathing squirrels. It's their own fault. Had they not burned it all up, we could have all been exploring space in our cars, but sadly the internal combustion engine cannot function without oxygen, so we're all stuck down here. Therefore Global Warming can be directly traced back to the giant space-squirrels.
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Posted Yesterday by  Yarreau - another week older and sincerely lacking motivation
Those space squirrels sound like they might be worth an entry... 
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Posted Yesterday by 2legs- I am Sparticus!
Weren't space squirrils put on the endangered species list a few years back?: somethign to do with the lack of oxygen I think 
I don't do ironing... I do hoovering, dusting, cleaning, scrubbing, mopping, but not* ironing... and I'll do anything, I mean anything (cept ironing) for a bacon butty and beer    OK... I'm a simple person with simple needs... bacon and beer... beer and bacon... and toast... and sadomasachism....   
WJH?: woke up... got up... visited the bathroom... got dressed...  its cold
Came down... coffee and a cigarette, washed up the whisky tumbler/glass from last night  went outside its really* cold
Went to teh bakery... got bread and a filled roll which I've just eaten for lunch... I just want to go back to bed now  
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Posted 21 Hours Ago by Monkalo
A Guide entry on space squirrels, huh? I would be down for that. Is it even legal, though? I mean, I'm not trying to get arrested for "impeding the progress of science through the pursuance of insanity." That's already happened to me once, and the judge said that if he ever sees me again, he's puttin' me in for the remainder of my half-life. Come on! I don't even have a half-life! Silly judge.
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Posted 18 Hours Ago by Monkalo
Sweet! Tree-dwelling molluscs! This is a discovery of great sillitude on par with that of the Highlands wocket ginger.
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